Biggest Bullshitter?

Baron Von Munchausen, move over
 
lol that soccer player bullshitted himself i bet.. hahahhaha funny video...
 
They do that to try and get the other teams players thrown out on technicalities. But that dude was a bit obvious. ;)
 
It is said you cannot bullshit a bullshitter. Oh yes you can. :P
 
shel90 said:
Who do you think is the biggest bullshitter on this planet?

Me... I think people who appear on "World's Dumbest Criminals"


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Those preachers who claim that you have to be "saved" and then fully bodied baptized in order to get into heaven. Same goes for Jehovah's Witnesses who claim that only a certain number of people can get into heaven. What, there isn't enough room in heaven for everyone? LOL!
Also those people who believe that being gay is wrong and that gays get sent straight to hell for being gay. Also those people from "One By One" who believe that they can convert gays into straights. And many other big bullshitters. Too many to list them all on here. And no, I am not trying to start a religious discussion, I am simply just stating who I think the world's biggest bullshitters are.
 
LuciaDisturbed said:
Those preachers who claim that you have to be "saved" and then fully bodied baptized in order to get into heaven. Same goes for Jehovah's Witnesses who claim that only a certain number of people can get into heaven. What, there isn't enough room in heaven for everyone? LOL!
Also those people who believe that being gay is wrong and that gays get sent straight to hell for being gay. Also those people from "One By One" who believe that they can convert gays into straights. And many other big bullshitters. Too many to list them all on here. And no, I am not trying to start a religious discussion, I am simply just stating who I think the world's biggest bullshitters are.
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There is no hell. According to this student. ;)

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their faith, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can reliably project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls,leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!"



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rebeccalj said:
There is no hell. According to this student. ;)

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their faith, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can reliably project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls,leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!"



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Great post! BTW, I slept with a girl last weekend too and it was great! We like each other a lot. I can't wait to see her again, we text each other often.
 
right now it is my ex husband....he is saying that I am very controlling towards my daughter. Before he bitched about me being to lax with her and now I am controlling her. Hello, she is 2,000 miles away in AZ.
 
JFaison said:
You're married to my husband too??? Learn something new everyday. :giggle:
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Crazy isn't it? Apparently he was tired of me not believing his b.s so he started cheating, and left. Good Bye! The lack of B.S has made our new home very peaceful :).
 
As I understand from theology "hell" exists in "non time" and is "spiritual". The "place" is for those that "reject God" by their "free actions in this life".
Actual fire would be irrelevant.
Thus it is hard for" most of us" to "grasp non time".

Implanted A B Harmony activated Aug/07
 
there a few good bullshitters in here.. and some baddddd ones... so.. hmm wonder who would be on the good bullshitters list and bad bullshitters list here?? LOL that ought to be hilarious to see..
 
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