Away Messages

"I'm in the shower filming called, "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild!" so that mean I'm hot... I'm wet... I'm naked... and it's getting steamy in here. I'm in the shower you perverts."

"Don't take life so seriously. It isn't permanent."

"I'm Not Fluent in IDIOT, So Please Speak Slowly & Clearly"

"Mess With Me and You mess with the WHOLE Trailer Park"

"The only mark I've made in life, is in my underwear."

"My high school teacher said... I could be anything I wanted, so I became an asshole."

"Work Harder! Millions on Welfare Depend On It!"

"Out shopping... Going for 1 thing, coming back with 20 things!"
 
haha awesome away messages! I love to look for neato away messages. I guess i have nothing better to do with my times, eh. :P


I have many... :D

My favorite of all.

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Hello.. i cant make my mind up which face i should wear well be right back but do pls lv msg and i will get back to u when i can decide on a face. BRB..

You can leave me a message, and sure, I'll get back to you...IF THEY CATCH ME!

Help! Purple monkeys are stealing my underwear! I don't know when I will be back.. :(

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

If I remember, I'll message you

I went to wash my wings....I've been a dirty angel

Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later.
Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner, mwahies! wink.

Roses are red, Cactuses are green; This is my insant message answering machine. If you'd like to leave a message, that's ok. I'm not here - I ran away. Leave your name and number after the tone, and I'll call you, when they drag me home!

I have gone crazy...wanna come and join me and be crazy? hehe

gone to get tj from school now so lv msg or send me email.. i will be back soon! :)


I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I'm over there some where.


You know I have been thinking about this whole away message thing, do people really need to know what we are doing or where we are? I am away lets just leave it that way.

Practice makes perfect but no one is perfect so why practice?

Save electricity, turn off your computer when you are away.

I'm someone doing something, somewhere. Be back sometime.

My dogs ate my away message.

My computer lost my away message.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Hello. Is your fridge running? Well mine is and I'm around the house trying to catch it. So I'll be back later.

Picking the fuzz off of my socks. I'll be back when I'm all done.

Hey you, sorry but my mouse ran away so I got to go find it.

I am surfing the web right now. If I am not back in an hour you might want to jump in and save me.

TRYING TO FIND OUT HOW TO TURN THIS STUPID CAPS LOCK OFF


Getting my computer mouse some cheese.


Why don't you make like a tree and leaf a message?

Daydreaming of being somewhere else

I am not at the puter- I am downloading...

I've got an 8 hour ticket to dream land. Whoooo!!! I will tell you all about my Dream Vacation, later!!
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Have a Dreamy Night!
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Am I here? I'm not sure. Leave a message and I might get back to you.

i'm away from the computer and the cell phone so send me email ok. Have a great night!
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I'm having a wonderful dream, I'll tell you about it when I wake up. Plz lv msg and I will reply your im when I wake up. Sweet Dreams!
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Snuggling with my blanket and kissing my pillow.. Hey you are not suppose to see me doing that!

dreaming ZZZZ Pls lv msg and i will get back to you tmw morning.

Counting sheep, be back in the morning. LV msg thanks! Good night!
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Hello pillow, have you met my face? Oh Let's kiss and sleep together. Hehe! Lv me alone! :P

I'm off to Alphabet Land catching some Zzzzz's. Pls lv msg n I will get back to you, ok. Sweet Dreams!
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Shhh... I'm sleeping, so please leave a message very quietly. Sweet Dreams!
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This away message is currently *UNDER CONSTRUCTION*
 
almost never use away msg, if I have to then just leave on default away msg
 
Interesting.

I don't use away messages very much.

I still can't believe some stupid messages on AIM, for explain, "OMG, i love boyfriend's ass, it's so hot. But my butt is naughty that's why I don't whip green poops enough. My butt is ugly." Umm, okaay... that's too much information. :dunno2:

"Wow, that girl don't know what adoption means! She's only 18." Sheesh... How rude...

Ugh. :ugh3:
 
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