Happy birthday, happy birthday blood-suckin' dude ~
If you're looking for a tasty meal, Alex is available... or would you rather have a red velvet cake for your birthday cake?
Otherwise, you could also have Deaf Monkey for a snack ~ since she's the one who noticed you were celebrating another century ~ even Alex, our lofty administrator, overlooked his lowly moderator's birthday!!!
Wait a minute...you mean I'm the FIRST moderator that noticed this thread? Then, who made this sticky??
Is...is it possible that the blood sucker came out of his coma long enough to find that Deaf Monkey been doing her monkey business with banana daiquiris and experimenting with blood martinis?
Oh well...
Happy Birthday, Vampie!!!