Originally posted by Jack
My dog. He's obsessed with licking his asshole.
I'm not talking the every now and again lick, lick, yum, yum. I'm talking constantly, obsessively licking his asshole.
Everytime I see him doing it, I snap my fingers and say, "don't be an ass eater." He'll look at me for two seconds and then he's back to licking his asshole.
He's licked himself so much he has red spots all over his balls. It's nasty. And the slurping sounds he makes make me want to gag. I'll be lying here, the house all still and quiet, and all I can hear is slurp slurp slurp. He sounds like he's going to choke on it.
There has to be a way to make him stop.