Hello. Two elder men sat on a bench under a tree. They swing, forward and backward. One elder man tapped the another elder man's shoulder to get attention and said, "Just wow! I'm eighty-three years old. Wow. My arm, my leg, my back. I meant, all of my body are really pain. Awful. I wonder, how come that you don't feel pain and you are only eight-three. Do you feel any pain?"
The another elder man smiled and replied, "Oh? Me? Pain? No, I don't. Yes, I'm 83. I feel like... I currently born a 'deaf baby'!"
The first elder man puzzled, "Huh? What do you mean, 'currently born a deaf baby'? Do you mean you are born a deaf baby? You feel that way?"
"Yes! Why? (pointed at his first finger) No hair, so bald head! Second, no teeth. Third, can't hear anything! Fourth, I have a wet diaper. I peed and pooped in my pant."