Ask VamPyroX Anything!

Sabrina said:
What were you dreaming of while you were masturbated ?
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Who said I dream? Maybe, I look at porn. Maybe, I look at my girlfriend. Maybe, I look at magazines. :naughty:
Sabrina said:
Has anyone caught you while you were making a love with someone entire in your life ?
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Hell no! No one has ever caught me while having sex! Hehehe!
 
Sabrina said:
I am afraid, he will sue me because he may have his heart attack to see me in naked. My body looks like Mrs. Doubtfire. :eek2:

:nono: Cheri !!! tsk tsk tsk
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Me? Sue you? Nah... I'm not like those legal assholes who go running around suing people for stupid reasons! Heh!
 
LinuxGold said:
Define "Carpe Diem" in 500 words and how can it benefit us.

*wink*

Sorry, I'm back!!!! *mwhahahaha*
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Agh! Damn you! Now, I gotta work more! :type:
 
VamPyroX said:
Agh! Damn you! Now, I gotta work more! :type:
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:rofl: Yeah, until you satisfy them... that's like in bed you have to satisfy a woman's needs before she can allow you to satisfy yours! Hahaha Oops! I shan't say that.... :Oops:
 
CyberRed said:
:rofl: Yeah, until you satisfy them... that's like in bed you have to satisfy a woman's needs before she can allow you to satisfy yours! Hahaha Oops! I shan't say that.... :Oops:
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I take it that men with you always end up satisfying you and not themselves? :crazy:
 
Cheri said:
Awww No he wouldnt do that... He better not!.. I saw ur Picture and U are Beauitful dont ever doubt that hon...
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That picture was taking in 1984 which is 20 years ago. I change very little bit and gain some weight. :smoking:
 
Sabrina said:
That picture was taking in 1984 which is 20 years ago. I change very little bit and gain some weight. :smoking:
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You changed "a little bit" and gained "some weight". That's nothing! I'm sure you look just fine! :thumb:
 
VamPyroX said:
You changed "a little bit" and gained "some weight". That's nothing! I'm sure you look just fine! :thumb:
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I have some wrinkles. flappy stomach, stag my breasts. My hair has not turn grey yet.
 
VamPyroX said:
I take it that men with you always end up satisfying you and not themselves? :crazy:
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Moi ? No thanks. Hahaha Those women are linin' up for you to answer them their questions since you created this thread. :rofl: I don't create mine sayin' "Ask ME anything" :roll: LOL
 
VamPyroX said:
Who said I dream? Maybe, I look at porn. Maybe, I look at my girlfriend. Maybe, I look at magazines. :naughty:
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Do you look at My Pictures Too?
 
Sabrina said:
I have some wrinkles. flappy stomach, stag my breasts. My hair has not turn grey yet.
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No grey hair yet? See... you aren't like Mrs. Doubtfire! Hehehe!
 
CyberRed said:
Moi ? No thanks. Hahaha Those women are linin' up for you to answer them their questions since you created this thread. :rofl: I don't create mine sayin' "Ask ME anything" :roll: LOL
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Then make your own!
 
funnybebe78 said:
oh I mean.. u never get busted for anything except for sex? sorry if I don't make any sense.
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Well, I was busted once stealing baseball cards. That's it.
 
VamPyroX said:
Well, I was busted once stealing baseball cards. That's it.
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:shock: damn.. u ever go to jail or junville center for it? lol sorry if I ask dumb questions. :P
 
VamPyroX said:
Well, I was busted once stealing baseball cards. That's it.
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You stole President Bush's boxer and First Lady Laura's bra. You were busted last week. I saw your picture with your mouth open with four security cops in the Time Magazine. tsk tsk tsk
 
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funnybebe78 said:
:shock: damn.. u ever go to jail or junville center for it? lol sorry if I ask dumb questions. :P
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No, I was too young. I did it with my younger brother... yep, my partner in crime! :eek: I was probably 10 or 9 years old at the time. I don't really remember.

I was in the store with my brother. We both picked up some packs of baseball cards then put them in our pocket. The manager walked up and said, "Put them back." We were playing dumb until he started poking our pants... feeling the packs. So, we put them away and he told us to leave. :Oops:
 
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