Ask Mayflower Anything

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OK, it’s time. Ask me anything. Seriously. Anything. Go ahead, I dare ya. :naughty: :deal:

(BTW, I've had a few beers tonight). ;)
 
Hello Mayflower,

Please drink one more beer with shot of JD.
















Can you lap-dance on Apeman?
 
cental34 said:
Are you scared of AIDS from monkeys?
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No, I have worked with AIDS patients in the past. The chimp I am living with is a very healthy chimpanzee. :)
 
How do you keep Mr. Chimp from engaging in unsavory habits such as picking at your hair looking for fleas?
 
mld4ds said:
Hello Mayflower, Please drink one more beer with shot of JD.
Can you lap-dance on Ape?
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I can drink one more beer, but unfortunately I am out of JD. As for the lap dance, it might have to wait. The chimp is busy chopping up an onion.
 
Mayflower said:
I can drink one more beer, but unfortunately I am out of JD. As for the lap dance, it might have to wait. The chimp is busy chopping up an onion.
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Go go go arouse-dance while Apeman is crying....
 
Saline Eyes said:
How do you keep Mr. Chimp from engaging in unsavory habits such as picking at your hair looking for fleas?
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I have no problems with him looking for fleas. He is more concerned with the fleas on our dogs. :thumb:
 
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What you like about yourself?

What you hate about yourself?

What´s your dream wish?
 
Hi, Mayflower!

Why do you like California?

What states have u lived before?

How many chimps have you had in ur life?
 
Mayflower got herself "ask me anything?" thread.. This gotta be interesting. :mrgreen:


So Mayflower......

How did you and Lev met? And how long you been together with him?

Is sex great with him? :giggle: (I dare you answer this question honestly)

Do you sleep on the right or left side of the bed? Or does it matter? :mrgreen:

Do you have a crush on anyone from AllDeaf.. I had to ask that one.

Why do you like the name Mayflower?

What do you do when you first wake up in the mornings?

Who does the cleaning in the house? You or Lev or both?

Who is more romantic you or Lev or both?

Have you met anyone from AllDeaf in person? If yes who?

What's your hobbies?

What movies do you like to watch?

Who gets up first in the morning? You or Lev? or both?
 
Liebling:-))) said:
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What you like about yourself?

What you hate about yourself?

What´s your dream wish?
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Well, I like that I want to be a good person. I have a desire to learn new things, simple or hard. I enjoy helping people feel good about themselves. I also like that I can make my husband laugh.

What do I hate about myself is my weight. It used to be easier to maintain it. I have a reflux problem which makes it difficult.

My dream is having a long happy life with my husband and family.
 
sequoias said:
Hi, Mayflower!

Why do you like California?

What states have u lived before?

How many chimps have you had in ur life?
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I only know California, since I never lived anywhere else other than California.

Lev is really the only part human/part chimp I know. :)
 
Cheri said:
Mayflower got herself "ask me anything?" thread.. This gotta be interesting. :mrgreen:


So Mayflower......

How did you and Lev met? And how long you been together with him?

Is sex great with him? :giggle: (I dare you answer this question honestly)

Do you sleep on the right or left side of the bed? Or does it matter? :mrgreen:

Do you have a crush on anyone from AllDeaf.. I had to ask that one.

Why do you like the name Mayflower?

What do you do when you first wake up in the mornings?

Who does the cleaning in the house? You or Lev or both?

Who is more romantic you or Lev or both?

Have you met anyone from AllDeaf in person? If yes who?

What's your hobbies?

What movies do you like to watch?

Who gets up first in the morning? You or Lev? or both?
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Lev and I met through a friend of ours. Our friend was a nurse for a patient I have and still is caring for. I needed to have a repair done on my doorstep and she had mentioned to me about him doing repairs for her and that he probably would do the same for me. Anyway, he showed up on my doorstep asking me if I was interested in taking in a cat that he was trying to find a home for. We met almost three years ago and gradually became friends. We have really been together since Memorial Day, 2004.

Sex is great, but sometime Chimpie gets too lazy and hurry things up a bit.

I sleep on the right side of the bed, near the nearest door.

Only bbnt.

I took up the name "Mayflower" because I am direct descendent from the Mayflower (Pilgrim Wm. Brewster and Pilgrim Wm. White).

First thing in the morning, I grab Chimpie's penis.

Lev does the cleaning..... :kiss:

I am the romantic one.... :hug:

Babyphat and Sweet KJ

My hobbies are scrapbooking, sewing, painting, genealogy, and watching Nascar.

Sci Fi, some documentaries, romance, historical & oldies.

I am always up first in the morning. Lev can't get out of bed until he has his big cup of coffee at his bedside. :dizzy:
 
Thanks for answering my questions Mayflower :hug:


I had a laugh at the fact that you have a crush on bbnt. :giggle: Who wouldn't?

Questions:

What's the best thing that ever happen to you?

What's the horrible thing that ever happened to you?

Have you ever regret anything that you wish you haven't done? If yes, what is it?

Planning on ever moving out of California

What's your favorite number?

How many pets do you own?

What's your favorite shopping store(s)?

What's your least favorite shopping store(s)?

How do you describe yourself with others?

Tell me more about yourself, What do you like to do, What interested you?
 
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