As alldeaf turns. {a play}

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In our first sceen Fly Free, JavaPride and oddball are disscissing who could possibly be the father to Heather's unborn baby.

Heather is telling everybody that Steel is the father but others have their doubts.

Fly Free: "it's Kevbo I tell you, that little perv."

JavaPride: " You better not say that around Sydlie, you know what a psycho she is.

Everyone nods in agreement. Heather enters the room and asks what everyone is talking about. They tell her it's just chit chat but Heather knows better.

Heather: "you can stop guessing who the father is, I already told you it is Steel. He is the only man for me. I think men that watch cartoons are so sexy."

oddball: "Liar! I know it's not Steel!!! I don't even think your pregnant I think that's just a beer gut."

Heather slaps oddball and the other 2 have to break it up. Heather leaves giving everyone the finger on the way out.


to be continued.........
 
Originally posted by bbnt
In our first sceen Fly Free, JavaPride and oddball are disscissing who could possibly be the father to Heather's unborn baby.

Heather is telling everybody that Steel is the father but others have their doubts.

Fly Free: "it's Kevbo I tell you, that little perv."

JavaPride: " You better not say that around Sydlie, you know what a psycho she is.

Everyone nods in agreement. Heather enters the room and asks what everyone is talking about. They tell her it's just chit chat but Heather knows better.

Heather: "you can stop guessing who the father is, I already told you it is Steel. He is the only man for me. I think men that watch cartoons are so sexy."

oddball: "Liar! I know it's not Steel!!! I don't even think your pregnant I think that's just a beer gut."

Heather slaps oddball and the other 2 have to break it up. Heather leaves giving everyone the finger on the way out.


to be continued.........
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:shock:

:wtf: is this? :laugh2: :eek: Its definetely not Steel who is father of my baby :o
 
:rofl: OMG i woke up with a message from heather, and she told me to go look in this thread and i just cracked up, BBNT wanna see scene 2 LOLOL i love this ! LMAO LMAO!
 
Sceen 2


Heather still pissed about what went on has decided on an evil plot to get rid of Fly Free, oddball, and JavaPride. She hirers 2 hit men { pimpdaddyposse and kuifje75}

The 2 men try to make their first hit { they are looking at oddball} when pimpdaddyposse
say's " I can't do it I know her and was once in love with her".

kuifje75: " wait a minute I thought you were gay???"

pimpdaddyposse: " I am, but you see oddball used to be a man." { she had a sex change}

kuifje75: "Well the hell with you we have a job to do so I will just do it myself"

Not wanting to see anything bad happen to oddball, pimpdaddyposse calls the cops on kuifje75 and they arrest him before he ever has a chance to kill oddball.

Pimpdaddyposse tells Heather what happen and she is so pissed she smacks him over the head with a baseball bat. Pimpdaddyposse ends up in a coma in the hospital and kuifje75 is sentenced to 15 years in jail for conspiracy to commit murder.



to be continued.........






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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is even better than the other stories i ever saw LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Yea, come on...tell us the rest of the story...don't just wait until each other days..that's what made me hate soap operas.. :/
 
:mad2: Damn right, SilenceGold.. that's what made me give up totally on soap operas. SORAS (Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome) and the cliffhangers!!
 
Oh, my god. Whew...I am still alive. Yes, I was a man before I had sex change. SHH SHH. I had a wild affair with pimpdaddyposse long ago. Shh Shh. :naughty: :laugh2:
 
Sceen 3

In another part of the alldeaf world, Alex, e, VamPyroX, Kevbo, and Sydlie are having dinner and the conversation for the last 20 min has gone something like this........


Kevbo: "No , I love you more"!

Sydlie: "No, I love you more"!

Kevbo: "No , I love you more"!

Sydlie: "No, I love you more"!

Kevbo: "No , I love you more"!

Sydlie: "No, I love you more............


Alex : "Man I'm getting tried of listening to this shit".

VamPyroX: "You have no room to talk just 3 months ago you and e were the same way".

Alex: "Bullshit"!!!

VamPyroX: "No, it's no Bullshit. The two of you were so lovey dovey I was ready to quit alldeaf. I had to drink a lot of hard booze to keep from losing my mind".

e: "We weren't that bad"!!

VamPyroX: "Your right , you were worse. For awhile I thought you were going to post lovemaking pic's just to show everyone how in love you were".

Alex: "Bullshit"!

VamPyroX: {rolls Eyes} "Whatever. Hey kevbo can you break away for a minute me and Alex need to talk to you"?

Kevbo: "No , I love you more"!

Sydlie: "No, I love you more"!

Kevbo: "No , I love you more"!

Sydlie: "No, I love you more"!

Kevbo: "No , I love you more"!

Sydlie: "No, I love you mo..........

Alex: "KEVBO, DAMIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COME OUTSIDE!!!!!"

Sydlie: "Well that was rude".

Kevbo: "Just a minute sweety I will be right back".

Alex, VamPyroX, and Kevbo walk outside the restaurant.

Alex: "Kevbo there is a rumor going around that you are the father to Heather's baby".

Kevbo: "WHAT!!! that's a LIE"!!!!

Alex: "I'm just telling you what's going around".

Kevbo: "Holy shit! It's NOT true but if Sydlie heres this she will cut my nuts off first and ask questions later! She's psycho! What am I going to do"?????

VamPyroX: "You better tell her first before she heres it from someone else".

Kevbo: "Your right I will do it right now".


The 3 of them walk in and sit at the table.

Kevbo : "Sydlie there is something I need to tell you".

Sydlie: "What is it my sweety pie"?

Kevbo: "a.....aa........ummm...I mean....a..... I missed you" !

Sydlie: "I missed you more"!

Kevbo: " No, I missed you more"!

Sydlie: "No I missed you more"!

Kevbo: " No, I missed you more"!

Sydlie: "No I missed you more"!

Kevbo: " No, I missed you more"!

Sydlie: "No I missed you more"!

Alex, E and VamPyroX roll their eyes and leave the resturant. Outside Alex says with a
disgusted look on his face " ok enough of that whats going on with Kuifje75"?

VamPyroX: "Well he called me yesterday from prison and he's scared shitless. It seems there was a mixup and he is in a woman's prison. He told me some 1/4 ton hillbilly woman said she's going to make him her bitch tonight and he's going out of his mind. I am going down to visit him and try to calm him down".

Alex: "Damn, I need to find a good lawyer for him, good moderators are hard to find these days. Ok, You go take care of that and I will see about a lawyer.

e: "Alex, how come you never tell me how much you love me anymore?? You know like Kevbo does with Sydlie"?

Alex: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex runs screaming down the street until he's nowhere in site. Forgetting that he drove there and has the keys in his pocket. Poor VamPyroX and e will now have to wait until Kevbo and Sydlie are finished and catch a ride home with them.




to be continued...........................
 
:rofl: hehehe bbnt!!!!!! those are great scenes so far!!!!!!!


*waiting for scene 4* hehe :thumb:
 
OMG U and ur creative ideas I had to run to the bathroom cuz of this LMAO THIS IS GREAT looking forward for nbr 4!!!!!!1
 
:eek2: You sure do have great imaginative mind...creative...good at it telling amazing stories...WOWIE!! :thumb: can't wait to hear next scene... :laugh2:
 
aw thanks for backing me up Heather...

I know i am the father of your baby, but good thing you let me free and hang out with other chicks :o

lol
 
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