As alldeaf turns. {a play}
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OMFG...bbnt is hilarious!
about that story that really included me. me stripper?? *stratch my head* me stripper in the story. 
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o.O me wanna be a stripper?!!!!!!!!!! I might, I might not! :P
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Scene 12
As our new day starts we are in court. At the prosecutors table we see prostock19 and at the defendants table we see BabyPhat21 with her client kuifje75.
The judge WonderBum smacks his gavel and the bailiff says "court is in session."
WonderBum: "Ok, I see we have an evidence appeal so lets get started. Will the defendants lawyer please state her case."
BabyPhat21: "Your honor my client was convicted on weak circumstantial evidence so were asking the case be overturned."
WonderBum: "Mr. Prosecutor what have you to say?"
prostock19: "Your honor the defendant was convicted because he was caught in his hotel with a detailed plan on where and who to kill plus he had a unregistered rifle with a scope! I rest my case."
WonderBum takes a couple of minutes to think as he does BabyPhat21 licks her lips and undoes 2 buttons on her blouse.
WonderBum: "After careful consideration I find there was not enough credible evidence to for a conviction, therefore the conviction is overturned and the defendant is free to go."
prostock19: " WHAT!??! What the hell are you talking about?!?! How can you overturn that???? What's going on here judge are you screwing the defendants lawyer?????
WonderBum: " Mr. prosecutor you will be held in contempt of court for that remark, bailiff take him away."
In another part of our story...............................................
Sydlie still looking for Kevbo runs into Fly Free, JavaPride and oddball.
FlyFree: "Sydlie what are you doing?"
Sydlie: "I'm looking for that little cheating bastard Kevbo." I cut him twice but he still got away."
FlyFree: "You want some help?"
Sydlie: "Sure what do you have in mind"?
FlyFree: "I know this Gypsy woman that could make a Voodo doll of Kevbo, then you could do him harm without having to chase him."
Sydlie: "That's wonderful!! Let's do it now! I want to take the doll and completely cut out the groin area!"
JavaPride and oddball take one look at each other and decide they don't want any part of this and leave.
to be continued..................................
As our new day starts we are in court. At the prosecutors table we see prostock19 and at the defendants table we see BabyPhat21 with her client kuifje75.
The judge WonderBum smacks his gavel and the bailiff says "court is in session."
WonderBum: "Ok, I see we have an evidence appeal so lets get started. Will the defendants lawyer please state her case."
BabyPhat21: "Your honor my client was convicted on weak circumstantial evidence so were asking the case be overturned."
WonderBum: "Mr. Prosecutor what have you to say?"
prostock19: "Your honor the defendant was convicted because he was caught in his hotel with a detailed plan on where and who to kill plus he had a unregistered rifle with a scope! I rest my case."
WonderBum takes a couple of minutes to think as he does BabyPhat21 licks her lips and undoes 2 buttons on her blouse.
WonderBum: "After careful consideration I find there was not enough credible evidence to for a conviction, therefore the conviction is overturned and the defendant is free to go."
prostock19: " WHAT!??! What the hell are you talking about?!?! How can you overturn that???? What's going on here judge are you screwing the defendants lawyer?????
WonderBum: " Mr. prosecutor you will be held in contempt of court for that remark, bailiff take him away."
In another part of our story...............................................
Sydlie still looking for Kevbo runs into Fly Free, JavaPride and oddball.
FlyFree: "Sydlie what are you doing?"
Sydlie: "I'm looking for that little cheating bastard Kevbo." I cut him twice but he still got away."
FlyFree: "You want some help?"
Sydlie: "Sure what do you have in mind"?
FlyFree: "I know this Gypsy woman that could make a Voodo doll of Kevbo, then you could do him harm without having to chase him."
Sydlie: "That's wonderful!! Let's do it now! I want to take the doll and completely cut out the groin area!"
JavaPride and oddball take one look at each other and decide they don't want any part of this and leave.
to be continued..................................
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Scene 13
Our story starts today with Lasza taking OldNavyGirl to work. The first person they run into at the Pussy Willow Club is the doorman, vvti low rolla. He has a gold tooth and 5 large gold chains around his neck.
vvti low rolla: "Hey sweet things looking good. Who's the new bitch? Come on over here and give big daddy a little something.
Lasza: "Shut the hell up you retard. Don't listen to him he's just a jerk."
vvti low rolla slaps OldNavyGirls ass as she walks by and Lasza gives him the finger. As they walk inside one of the other girls tells Lasza that the boss wants to see her and and the boss seems upset.
Boss : "Lasza get your ass in here. You didn't show up last night for your shift."
Lasza: "I know, I had some personal stuff to take care of, it wont happen again. I did bring you a new recruit, OldNavyGirl Meet Freaky she is the owner of the Pussy Willow Club."
Freaky: "Good to meet, you we can always use new dancers have you ever done this kind of work?"
OldNavyGirl: "No never."
Freaky: "That's all right Lasza is a good dancer WHEN SHE SHOWS UP, she can show you the ropes."
Lasza: "That stupid doorman gave us a hard time."
Freaky: "Don't mind him he's just high on viagra."
Our story turns to the airport.........................................
pinkster and LezArtist have just landed. They were at an out of town bank trying to get more money to open up their bar that is just about finished being built. As they get their bags a bald couple come up to them begging for money.
pinkster: "Hey I know you, your OldNavyGirl's mom."
LezArtist : "And I know you, your Deaf258, we went to school together."
Deaf258: " Yes , I married OldNavyGirl's mom, we gave up our worldly things and now beg at the airport."
pinkster: "Why??"
Deaf258: "Not really sure? The last thing I remember we were smoking a bong and the next thing I knew we were here begging with our heads shaved."
to be continued.....................................
Our story starts today with Lasza taking OldNavyGirl to work. The first person they run into at the Pussy Willow Club is the doorman, vvti low rolla. He has a gold tooth and 5 large gold chains around his neck.
vvti low rolla: "Hey sweet things looking good. Who's the new bitch? Come on over here and give big daddy a little something.
Lasza: "Shut the hell up you retard. Don't listen to him he's just a jerk."
vvti low rolla slaps OldNavyGirls ass as she walks by and Lasza gives him the finger. As they walk inside one of the other girls tells Lasza that the boss wants to see her and and the boss seems upset.
Boss : "Lasza get your ass in here. You didn't show up last night for your shift."
Lasza: "I know, I had some personal stuff to take care of, it wont happen again. I did bring you a new recruit, OldNavyGirl Meet Freaky she is the owner of the Pussy Willow Club."
Freaky: "Good to meet, you we can always use new dancers have you ever done this kind of work?"
OldNavyGirl: "No never."
Freaky: "That's all right Lasza is a good dancer WHEN SHE SHOWS UP, she can show you the ropes."
Lasza: "That stupid doorman gave us a hard time."
Freaky: "Don't mind him he's just high on viagra."
Our story turns to the airport.........................................
pinkster and LezArtist have just landed. They were at an out of town bank trying to get more money to open up their bar that is just about finished being built. As they get their bags a bald couple come up to them begging for money.
pinkster: "Hey I know you, your OldNavyGirl's mom."
LezArtist : "And I know you, your Deaf258, we went to school together."
Deaf258: " Yes , I married OldNavyGirl's mom, we gave up our worldly things and now beg at the airport."
pinkster: "Why??"
Deaf258: "Not really sure? The last thing I remember we were smoking a bong and the next thing I knew we were here begging with our heads shaved."
to be continued.....................................
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o.O i thought bbnt is married to my mom?! lololol 