As alldeaf turns. {a play}
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To UR world dominon! LOLOL!
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Originally posted by pimpdaddyposse
oh plz... I'd tell WaterRats13 I'd charge her for the sex otherwise I'd get out of the car and walk!
Me, a hillybilly dumbass woman??? :P :P 
It's still entertainable! 
Keep going BBNT! I thought I would appear as a cop like Goldie, heheh!
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ahh i needed a good laugh..this is hilarious
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Originally posted by PiercedPixie
ahh i needed a good laugh..this is hilarious
Yep, yep...PiercedPixie, we all needed a fix of laughter! It really makes everyone's day!
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Scene 27
As our play continues..................
kuifje75 sits in an apartment Alex rented for him after he got out of jail. A light flashes telling him someone's is at the door.
kuifje75: "Wow your out of jail!"
Smartiesgeek: "You going to invite me in or what?"
kuifje75: "Yeah sure. When did you get out?"
Smartiesgeek: "This morning and I need a place to crash till I get on my feet."
kuifje75: "I guess you can stay here but it's not really mine so be cool. I was just going out for a while so make yourself at home and I'll be back later."
Smartiesgeek looks around the place and decides it could use a woman's touch.
In another part of our story......................................
vvti low rolla: "Where's Freaky?"
Lasza: "She went to bail OldNavyGirl out and she left me in charge."
vvti low rolla: "I got something you can be in charge of."{he grabs his crotch}
Lasza: "You piece of shit get out of here."
vvti low rolla: "Now that's no way to treat a man who's getting ready to satisfy you."
vvti low rolla grabs Lasza and starts to grope her but suddenly he feels someone grab him hard by the throat. It's BostonIceFire who has vvti low rolla in a leg lock he can't get out of.
Lasza: "Ooooo thank you B.I.F. Now as for you vvti......................."
Lasza pulls open a drawer in Freaky's desk and pulls out a vice.
vvti low rolla: "akkk now wait a minute!!!!! You know I wasn't serious!!!"
Without saying a word Lasza walks over to vvti low rolla unzips his fly and.........
Lasza: "Dang, it's sure is going to be hard to put that little thing in this big vice."
Meanwhile.....................................
Oddball has just shown up at the doctors office.
Oddball: "Hi doc remember me?"
Banjo: "How could I forget you were my first and only sex change operation. What's the problem?"
Oddball: "My thing is growing back."
Banjo: "W w what??
Oddball: "Yeah that's what I said. At first I thought is was just a little bump but now it looks it's even bigger that before!"
Banjo: "Holy shit! but you know we can turn this into a nice profit."
Oddball: "Profit?"
Banjo: "Hell yeah, I could remove it and transplant on someone looking for an implant."
Oddball: "I just want it off as soon as possible!"
Banjo: "ok, give me a couple of days to find a client and set this up."
to be continued....................................
As our play continues..................
kuifje75 sits in an apartment Alex rented for him after he got out of jail. A light flashes telling him someone's is at the door.
kuifje75: "Wow your out of jail!"
Smartiesgeek: "You going to invite me in or what?"
kuifje75: "Yeah sure. When did you get out?"
Smartiesgeek: "This morning and I need a place to crash till I get on my feet."
kuifje75: "I guess you can stay here but it's not really mine so be cool. I was just going out for a while so make yourself at home and I'll be back later."
Smartiesgeek looks around the place and decides it could use a woman's touch.
In another part of our story......................................
vvti low rolla: "Where's Freaky?"
Lasza: "She went to bail OldNavyGirl out and she left me in charge."
vvti low rolla: "I got something you can be in charge of."{he grabs his crotch}
Lasza: "You piece of shit get out of here."
vvti low rolla: "Now that's no way to treat a man who's getting ready to satisfy you."
vvti low rolla grabs Lasza and starts to grope her but suddenly he feels someone grab him hard by the throat. It's BostonIceFire who has vvti low rolla in a leg lock he can't get out of.
Lasza: "Ooooo thank you B.I.F. Now as for you vvti......................."
Lasza pulls open a drawer in Freaky's desk and pulls out a vice.
vvti low rolla: "akkk now wait a minute!!!!! You know I wasn't serious!!!"
Without saying a word Lasza walks over to vvti low rolla unzips his fly and.........
Lasza: "Dang, it's sure is going to be hard to put that little thing in this big vice."
Meanwhile.....................................
Oddball has just shown up at the doctors office.
Oddball: "Hi doc remember me?"
Banjo: "How could I forget you were my first and only sex change operation. What's the problem?"
Oddball: "My thing is growing back."
Banjo: "W w what??
Oddball: "Yeah that's what I said. At first I thought is was just a little bump but now it looks it's even bigger that before!"
Banjo: "Holy shit! but you know we can turn this into a nice profit."
Oddball: "Profit?"
Banjo: "Hell yeah, I could remove it and transplant on someone looking for an implant."
Oddball: "I just want it off as soon as possible!"
Banjo: "ok, give me a couple of days to find a client and set this up."
to be continued....................................
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woo hoo!!! I'm running to the shops to buy a year's worth stock of popcorn and glue myself in front of the puter and watch this story unravel beautifully! Can't wait to see how it ends!!! (I hope it doesn't end forever, heheheh)JK
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Sheeiittt I just lurrvv being a dominatrix!! 
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omg omg omg =X me and jre? lmao fuck if jre even remembers me from the old deafteen days :P
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yayyyyyyyyyyyy i'm out of jail!
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Scene 28
In our story today.................................
Alex has just bailed out Kevbo.
Alex: "Your hearing in front of a judge is in a week but don't worry I got you the best lawyer. By the way what the hell is up with your balls?
Kevbo: "There's not enough time to tell you the whole story but to give you the short version, Sydlie cut off my nuts and I had emergency surgery to have them reattached.
Alex: "I got news for you buddy they gave you someone else's balls.
Kevbo: "No shit! I figured that one out in the back of the cop car. Questions is what the hell am I going to do about it!"
Alex: "Well you might have a future as a porn star."
Kevbo: "Your NOT funny!"
Meanwhile..........................................
Eternity has just bailed out her husband.
Eternity: "You piece of crap wait till I get you home!"
DirtyOldMan: "And you wonder why I want to get out of the house so much."
Eternity: "Shut the hell up, I should have listened to my mother and never married you!"
DirtyOldMan: "I wish you would have listened to your mom too."
Eternity slaps her husband all the way home.
In another part of our play..................................
RosesNY, knightwolf68, Tousi, and Bowak are sitting in the local park at midnight sharing a joint or 2.
knightwolf68: "Man this blows, I'm bored as fuck."
Tousi: "Wanna go to the back of the Pussy Willow club and dig thru the trash again?"
RosesNY: "No, we did that last week."
Bowak: "Yeah but we found some really neat shit."
Tousi: "I found that studded bra and made it into a pair of underwear, I've even got used to the medal parts rubbing my nuts when I walk to fast."
knightwolf68: "And I found all those used condoms that make really good patches for my coat."
Bowak: "I found 15 vibrators that I put under that old mattress I found last month. The vibrations help me sleep."
RosesNY: "You guys are morons, I have got to find new friends to hang with."
to be continued..........................................
In our story today.................................
Alex has just bailed out Kevbo.
Alex: "Your hearing in front of a judge is in a week but don't worry I got you the best lawyer. By the way what the hell is up with your balls?
Kevbo: "There's not enough time to tell you the whole story but to give you the short version, Sydlie cut off my nuts and I had emergency surgery to have them reattached.
Alex: "I got news for you buddy they gave you someone else's balls.
Kevbo: "No shit! I figured that one out in the back of the cop car. Questions is what the hell am I going to do about it!"
Alex: "Well you might have a future as a porn star."
Kevbo: "Your NOT funny!"
Meanwhile..........................................
Eternity has just bailed out her husband.
Eternity: "You piece of crap wait till I get you home!"
DirtyOldMan: "And you wonder why I want to get out of the house so much."
Eternity: "Shut the hell up, I should have listened to my mother and never married you!"
DirtyOldMan: "I wish you would have listened to your mom too."
Eternity slaps her husband all the way home.
In another part of our play..................................
RosesNY, knightwolf68, Tousi, and Bowak are sitting in the local park at midnight sharing a joint or 2.
knightwolf68: "Man this blows, I'm bored as fuck."
Tousi: "Wanna go to the back of the Pussy Willow club and dig thru the trash again?"
RosesNY: "No, we did that last week."
Bowak: "Yeah but we found some really neat shit."
Tousi: "I found that studded bra and made it into a pair of underwear, I've even got used to the medal parts rubbing my nuts when I walk to fast."
knightwolf68: "And I found all those used condoms that make really good patches for my coat."
Bowak: "I found 15 vibrators that I put under that old mattress I found last month. The vibrations help me sleep."
RosesNY: "You guys are morons, I have got to find new friends to hang with."
to be continued..........................................
