A Thread About Absolutely Nothing! Part III

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Frisky Feline said:
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Jiro peeking at you :lol: jk
 
whew. long overdue for a new avatar. :cool2:
 
I cant believe August is this week! What the hell?
 
Jess said:
Booooo! :laugh2:

How about one of you caught dead looking upskirt?
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I'm too short. so I'll tell you this old joke but slightly modified.

Jiro walks up to Jess in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, Jess can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?

The woman replies, "It's Jiro, the dwarf."
 
Frisky Feline said:
Don't remind me that one. I want to keep kids as still kid with me as much as I can before time goes so fast. :lol:
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I don't want to go back to work. I am not looking forward to the constant stress.
 
Jiro said:
I'm too short. so I'll tell you this old joke but slightly modified.

Jiro walks up to Jess in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, Jess can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?

The woman replies, "It's Jiro, the dwarf."
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:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
 
Jiro said:
I'm too short. so I'll tell you this old joke but slightly modified.

Jiro walks up to Jess in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, Jess can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?

The woman replies, "It's Jiro, the dwarf."
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:roll:

U are a geek!
 
just got home from Central Park.

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I go back to work next week, school officially starts bye bye summer it all good :)
 
Jiro said:
I'm too short. so I'll tell you this old joke but slightly modified.

Jiro walks up to Jess in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, Jess can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?

The woman replies, "It's Jiro, the dwarf."
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You can get a rise from my hair all you want! :laugh2: Sometimes I actually get this, not necessarily at the office! Uh huh. These one liners are really hilarious!

But I wouldn't file against a friend, tbough I wouldn't mind referring to you as Jiro the Dwarf in public! :lol:
 
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