Oh deafdyke *shakes head* you know i don't have to say much b/c you know how much i hate HE and everyone in there. I bet if one jumped in a fire they all would, and they'd all find something positive to say about it, and encourage other ppl to do it.
Here's another example of how insane and brainwashed those 'ppl' are.
CIgroupie: Hey ppl, i got my CI activated today. If anyone in here doesn't have one, you seriously need to go out and get one b/c if you don't you're going to die. Being deaf is the worst affliction in the world and hearing aids don't work. Donuts don't really have holes in them either.
Me:^^Why don't you just go to hell. I wear HA's and they work fine. I'm not a robot like you. I don't think CI's are for everyone.
Some1Else: Stop it Bree, you're hurting all of our feelings....
Me: Robots don't have feelings. I don't care what you have to say.
NAJ: BREE AND DEAFDYKE I'M HERE!!! I GOT MY NEW AID I'M SO EXCITED!!
Me: NAJOOBAFOO!! YAY!!!
Deafdyke: that's awesome!
CIgroupie: That is horrible. Go exchange it for a CI. NOW.
NAJ: No, Ci's are bad. I dont want one.
DIXIE: OH BUT YOU DO!!!!!! DO you have any information to validate your point? You need facts, hard core facts. CI's solve everything, even war and debt. Maybe one day CI's will solve the fact that i work in a factory.
Deafdyke: Shut up, Dixie. We hate you. You're a mean old bitch with purple hair and green skin. You eat mice for dinner. CI's aren't for everyone, you need to point out the bad facts too about CI's, like everything, they're not perfect.
Me: They give you gonhorrea and syphallus.
DIXIE:You don't know that. CI's restored my hearing and everything...everyone agrees with me...they're perfect.....they're perfect they're perfect.
CIgroupie: You two are just trying to give CI's a bad wrap b/c you're jealous. Does anyone remember that bout of GangGreen i had on my head after surgery...wasn't that pleasant?? *light hearted laugh*
DIXIE: Yes yes, i do!! I had that too! My infection lasted 6 months and it was wonderful. My hair grew back in patches and everything i hear sounds like it's coming from a radio. It's wonderful. When i was deaf i couldn't do anything, it was the worst thing in the world.
CIgroupie: I know, and i'm happy to say that most of the deaf schools are closing down and killing deaf culture. It's not even a culture it's a disability. Being deaf cripples ppl. It's aweful.
DIXIE: Oh i know...b/c i was deaf i had a bad job b/c i'm a stupid woman who works in a factory making sex toys for hermaphrodites. My husband doens't have a penis but that's ok b/c i have a CI now...
Sharon Deafdyke and Bree this is your only warning. You don't have CI's are bring evil spirits into this chat. Robots don't like that.
*SHARON KICKS BREE AND DEAFDYKE OUT AND BANS US*
The End.
*NOTE*that fictional chat isn't that different from the actual ones themeselves.