A Police Officer, ProStock Matt

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A police officer, Matt pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer, Matt: May I see your driver's license?

Driver, SilenceGold: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Matt: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

SilenceGold: It's not my car. I stole it.

Matt: The car is stolen?

SilenceGold: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Matt: There's a gun in the glove box?

SilenceGold: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Matt: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Silence Gold: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain, KevBo. The car was quickly surrounded by police. Captain-KevBo approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain-KevBo: Can I see your license?

Driver: SilenceGold Sure, it is. It was valid.

KevBo: Who is this car?

Driver: SilenceGold It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain-KevBo: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

SilenceGold: Yes sir, but there is no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain-KevBo: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was
told you said there's a body in it.

SilenceGold:No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

KevBo:I do not understand it. Officer, Matt who stopped you said told him, you did not have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

SilenceGold: Yeah, I will be the lying bastard told you that I was speeding, too. What a waste a lot of your time? Feel sorry for the Officer, Matt did all those dirty work.

Poor Matt! :(
 
Matty may constantly furious. He probably stays in his room and sleep until his reduction angry. His AIM still away.. Obviously, he is in cold bathtub with bunches of ice cubes.

Female poplar bear may gives him some bubble cold bath to help Matty relief angry management. ;)

:twisted: Sabrina
 
Originally posted by Sabrina
Matty may constantly furious. He probably stays in his room and sleep until his reduction angry. His AIM still away.. Obviously, he is in cold bathtub with bunches of ice cubes.

Female poplar bear may gives him some bubble cold bath to help Matty relief angry management. ;)

:twisted: Sabrina
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Matty already got his shower and came back to said it's cute.....:rofl: I've heard that stories before but you changed it to officer matty :lol:
 
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