ladysolitary85
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A man walks into a pet shop in hope to find himself a decent pet. Next to the cashier he saw this beautiful colorful parrot as happy as can be in the cage. The man smiled to the cashier and said "I think I want this fellow right here."
The cashier smiled and replied, "Sure thing Sir! I need to warn you about this bird though. You see he hasn't been trained properly and he has a bit of a bad mouth. Are you certain you want this bird?"
The man nodded and paid for the parrot and was off with his new pet. They had a nice ride home and he got the bird settled in nicely.
Suddenly the bird was saying terrible cuss words towards him. He would tell the bird to be quiet but it only made the bird say the terrible words louder and louder.
After the man had an hour of his sanity tried, he had it. The bird just would not stop saying mean things! He aggressively grabbed the bird out of it's cage and headed over to the kitchen. He shoved the bird into the freezer and shut the door. In an instant the bird stopped talking. Terrified the man quickly opened the freezer door and the bird appeared to be fine.
The bird quickly sat onto the man's shoulders, shaking a little as he said, "I want to apologize for saying all those terrible things to you Sir... I promise from this day forward nothing bad will come from my mouth."
Shocked, the man nodded his head and looked at the bird, "Well... that's nice of you. I would like that a lot."
The parrot still shaking, slowly cleared his throat as he points his wing towards the freezer, "I'm sorry to ask but.... what did the turkey do?"
The cashier smiled and replied, "Sure thing Sir! I need to warn you about this bird though. You see he hasn't been trained properly and he has a bit of a bad mouth. Are you certain you want this bird?"
The man nodded and paid for the parrot and was off with his new pet. They had a nice ride home and he got the bird settled in nicely.
Suddenly the bird was saying terrible cuss words towards him. He would tell the bird to be quiet but it only made the bird say the terrible words louder and louder.
After the man had an hour of his sanity tried, he had it. The bird just would not stop saying mean things! He aggressively grabbed the bird out of it's cage and headed over to the kitchen. He shoved the bird into the freezer and shut the door. In an instant the bird stopped talking. Terrified the man quickly opened the freezer door and the bird appeared to be fine.
The bird quickly sat onto the man's shoulders, shaking a little as he said, "I want to apologize for saying all those terrible things to you Sir... I promise from this day forward nothing bad will come from my mouth."
Shocked, the man nodded his head and looked at the bird, "Well... that's nice of you. I would like that a lot."
The parrot still shaking, slowly cleared his throat as he points his wing towards the freezer, "I'm sorry to ask but.... what did the turkey do?"