A hearing friend gave me this from florida...

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On the day of the Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realized she had forgotten to get any shoes. Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sofia for the day. Unfortunately, they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sofia's feet were in agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off. The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say ''God, that was tight.''
''There,'' whispered the Queen. ''I told you she was a virgin

Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. ''Right. Now for the other one.'' Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said ''My God. That was even tighter.''

''That's my boy,'' said the Duke. ''Once a sailor, always a sailor.''
 
I thought that was hiliarous. Then I thought of u guys. Thought that'll cheer ur day up... hopefully. :) :ily: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: Sooo what u think of that joke??? hehe
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS soo funny parents thinking double sex when its only shoes coming off LMAO! LOLOL :rofl:
 
Jaysus!! That was a hilarious one to read!!! Can you imagine the family peering in on the door to visualize him doing this to her? :boink: "That was tight!" Heh!!!
 
:rofl: That's a good one! I've heard it a couple times but it's still funny!
 
HeHe.. I better tell my friend from Florida and give him a credit. HeHe! Maybe even give him the link so he can read it himself. Wee!!!
 
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