A Gentleman Passenger on the Airplane

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A man passenger on the airplane can’t hold his bathroom really bad. However, he choose the ladies room as emergency because the men’s room was not available. He walked in ladies’s room instead of men’s room on the airplane. He sat on the toilet as naturally - he was noticing the FOUR buttons.

The FIRST button indicate “wash”, he naturally was curious to pressure that first button to getting REALLY nice wash with warm water with smell really good on his anus. He feels really good, said wow.

The next SECOND button indicate, “ Blow dry “, again he pressure the second one button, got really nice blow dry as his pubic got really dry completely. He can’t believe, how much the technology was great for the ladies?? He constantly becomes more curious for next two more buttons.

The next THIRD button indicate, “ Powder”, again he press the THIRD one. It was automatically powder, he feels really good with smell nice and clean from the powder. He really enjoyed staying on the toilet seat for one hour at the ladies room better than read the magazine while he had really bad big poops.

The next FORTH button indicate be cautioned with red font “For Ladies only” “PULL”. He was perplexed why the sign emphasize, “be cautioned for only ladies”. He becomes VERY curious.

According to the FORTH button might give him more THRILLED. He does not understand, what it means by that word “PULL”. He goes ahead to press that FOURTH button as he was really enjoyed from FIRST to THIRD buttons.

Good enough, the stewardess bent over to that gentleman lying on the bed in the hospital. She said, “Sir, how come you did not read (be cautioned for only ladies label) ?” That gentleman said, I was curious, what was the last button said “PULL”? The stewardess said, “ Hey – What was wrong with you? It is for ONLY ladies meaning, it is automatically to pull the TAMPONS away into the toilet flush. He looked at his part of body was GONE forever!! :mad: The gentleman was FREAKING OUT !! :shock:

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:rofl: I like this one! It's been a long time since I've heard something like this one! Heh!
 
I was checking on Men's room but it was unisex restroom at the plane. I was curious about Men's room buttons yesterday.

Dang !!

Sabrina
 
I did check on Men's restroom at the plane. I did not see anything three buttons there. :(

It must be thrilled for me. I did not see anything buttons
 
:rofl: Dayum... it's so hilarious! That should do him good for not reading the instructions, like most men don't! :nana: :ily:
 
LOL I used to tell this joke to my girlfriends in H.S. I was one nasty girl ;) Another joke was about spaghetti and 'sauce' -- maybe I'll post later ;)
 
Sweet_KJ said:
LOL I used to tell this joke to my girlfriends in H.S. I was one nasty girl ;) Another joke was about spaghetti and 'sauce' -- maybe I'll post later ;)

I want to hear the Spaghetti and Sauce one!
 
Be cauitoned !! All the males do not go to the ladies's room !!
 
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