9-1-1....9-1-1...can I help You?....

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Caller: "yes!, there is a cat that just entered my house...help!"

911: what do you mean the cat entered your house? are you in danger?

caller: "a cat, C-A-T, cat, do you know what a cat is? he's walking right towards me!".

911: I dont understand is this a joke?

caller: "NO!. A CAT!.... the kind that goes "meow."... hes getting closer, please send someone now!.

911: i'm dont see what the problem is with a cat walking towards you.

caller: "IT'S GOING TO KILL ME AND IT'S GOING TO BE ALL YOUR FAULT!".

911: who is this ??

caller: "its the parrot...... for gods sake help me!".
 
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:lol: cute
 
AHh a parrot calling for help to get that cat out of his way?? LOL classic indeed...
 
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LOL, I thought it was going to be something to the effect that the caller being highly allergic to cats or has an acute phobia of cats.

Then I realize this thread is in the joke section. Had me there for a minute! :rofl:
 
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