rockin'robin
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First degree jackass.
Asinine, selfish, juvenile behavior. Irresponsible, careless, obnoxious. Examples include urinating on a toilet seat without any attempt to lift the seat or clean up after themselves. Leaving grocery carts in parking spaces, rather than walk eighteen feet to put it away. Even though they just spent an hour walking around with it, the extra ten seconds of effort is just too much drain on their dwindling energy. Dresses and acts in various ways to intentionally annoy most of humanity. Insists on driving at least ten miles over the speed limit, even in school zones and residential areas. Believes replacing a roll of toilet paper will cause brain damage. Incapable of simple domestic tasks.
Second degree jackass.
Tends to exhibit many of the same traits as a first degree jackass, also adds another dimension. The second degree is less about mindless jackassery, like the first degree jerks. The second degree is more likely to be aware of their own attitude and arrogance, while seemingly incapable of correcting the condition. The second degree jackass was historically known as the guy with a chip on his shoulder. Waiting for opportunities to prove themselves superior to the simple first degree losers. Every confrontation, challenge or complex situation is generally met with an irrational response. Examples include smashing cell phones, running to the car and burning out of the driveway after any argument they didn’t win, punching holes in walls, using intimidation to convince a wife that they are superior.
The second degree jackass is typically more confrontational than the irritating first degree jackass. He will generally embody between ten to fifteen of the 21 forms of abuse within marriage. Maybe more, maybe less.
Third degree jackass.
Almost compete disregard for any human need or desire, except their own. Maintains relationships primarily for their own personal benefit. Absolutely abusive to most people closest to them. Regards other men as superior to any woman, including his own wife. Most likely guilty of fifteen or more forms of abuse within his marriage. Arrogance on an epic level. The third degree jackass is generally considered beyond counseling or recovery.
http://erikmatlock.com/2015/03/09/the-surprising-solution-to-chronic-jackassery/
Asinine, selfish, juvenile behavior. Irresponsible, careless, obnoxious. Examples include urinating on a toilet seat without any attempt to lift the seat or clean up after themselves. Leaving grocery carts in parking spaces, rather than walk eighteen feet to put it away. Even though they just spent an hour walking around with it, the extra ten seconds of effort is just too much drain on their dwindling energy. Dresses and acts in various ways to intentionally annoy most of humanity. Insists on driving at least ten miles over the speed limit, even in school zones and residential areas. Believes replacing a roll of toilet paper will cause brain damage. Incapable of simple domestic tasks.
Second degree jackass.
Tends to exhibit many of the same traits as a first degree jackass, also adds another dimension. The second degree is less about mindless jackassery, like the first degree jerks. The second degree is more likely to be aware of their own attitude and arrogance, while seemingly incapable of correcting the condition. The second degree jackass was historically known as the guy with a chip on his shoulder. Waiting for opportunities to prove themselves superior to the simple first degree losers. Every confrontation, challenge or complex situation is generally met with an irrational response. Examples include smashing cell phones, running to the car and burning out of the driveway after any argument they didn’t win, punching holes in walls, using intimidation to convince a wife that they are superior.
The second degree jackass is typically more confrontational than the irritating first degree jackass. He will generally embody between ten to fifteen of the 21 forms of abuse within marriage. Maybe more, maybe less.
Third degree jackass.
Almost compete disregard for any human need or desire, except their own. Maintains relationships primarily for their own personal benefit. Absolutely abusive to most people closest to them. Regards other men as superior to any woman, including his own wife. Most likely guilty of fifteen or more forms of abuse within his marriage. Arrogance on an epic level. The third degree jackass is generally considered beyond counseling or recovery.
http://erikmatlock.com/2015/03/09/the-surprising-solution-to-chronic-jackassery/
