An elderly man was stopped by the police around 1am and was ask where he was going at this late at night. The man replied, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The office then ask, "Really? Who is giving this lecture at this time of the night?"
The man replied, "My wife."
The office then ask, "Really? Who is giving this lecture at this time of the night?"
The man replied, "My wife."