10 Things Not To Said To A Police Officer

this is not a forum jokes.. just let ya all know about this what happen.
 
Originally posted by DrStar80
* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (Ok In States)

* Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

* Aren't you the guy from the village people?

* Hey, You must have been doing about 125mph to keep up with me, Good Job!

* Are you andy or Barney?

* I though you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

* You are not going to check the truck, Are you ?

* I pay your salary.

* Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, Just one of us does.

* Gee, Officer! That's terriffic! The last officer only gave me a warning too!
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I think you mean "trunk" not truck......
 
Woman: omigod! I just got ticketed by hot stud police stripper!!!
Police Officer: Thanks. Just reminding you, I am real officer. You have go to the court next month.
 
Originally posted by Stevey Boy
Woman: omigod! I just got ticketed by hot stud police stripper!!!
Police Officer: Thanks. Just reminding you, I am real officer. You have go to the court next month.
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:laugh2:
 
one time a cop pulled me over for not having a mirror on the right side (passenger's side) I told him sowwy i bought that fkin' truck in that way like that way but I ll be a joy watchin' ya installin' one on it for me my friend in the passenger seat was DRUNK ! and the cop just said go away ha lol !

other time a cop pulled me over cuz i didnt have light on the rear license plate i said really sorry abt that but i ll be a joy if i am able to watch him replacing the light bulb in it then he said just go away didnt give me another tix ha lol

i was stopped so many times but zero tickets whew they quitted pesting on me after i kept on saying stupid things to the officers ha lol and one time i was speeding on highway 17 and got pulled over then got a ticket chose to fight against it in the court and the sign lang terp wouldnt make it the first time so it was rescheduled so i came to the court and there was no fkin terp there i told them i want it to go ahead and be done without terp no more fkin excuses or postponements so when the JUDGE called me to come up he wrote on a piece of paper DIMISSED have a nice day go home haha lol that cop was pissed and he had dirty facial expression I just SMIRKED at him and left the court room whew !!!
 
Originally posted by dojosky
one time a cop pulled me over for not having a mirror on the right side (passenger's side) I told him sowwy i bought that fkin' truck in that way like that way but I ll be a joy watchin' ya installin' one on it for me my friend in the passenger seat was DRUNK ! and the cop just said go away ha lol !

other time a cop pulled me over cuz i didnt have light on the rear license plate i said really sorry abt that but i ll be a joy if i am able to watch him replacing the light bulb in it then he said just go away didnt give me another tix ha lol

i was stopped so many times but zero tickets whew they quitted pesting on me after i kept on saying stupid things to the officers ha lol and one time i was speeding on highway 17 and got pulled over then got a ticket chose to fight against it in the court and the sign lang terp wouldnt make it the first time so it was rescheduled so i came to the court and there was no fkin terp there i told them i want it to go ahead and be done without terp no more fkin excuses or postponements so when the JUDGE called me to come up he wrote on a piece of paper DIMISSED have a nice day go home haha lol that cop was pissed and he had dirty facial expression I just SMIRKED at him and left the court room whew !!!
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What's the name of the Judge? I wanna get dismissed by that Judge!
 
i wouldn't be living up to my status as ms. grammar nazi if i didn't correct you on the title.
"10 things not to SAY to a police officer." :-D
 
Pffff.. I have said some that was on the List...

* I pay your salary.
* have cried and it works everytime:)
* Why did you pull me over for???


And I have only Got One Ticket all my life:)
 
i m the lucky charmed... i had never been pulled over, got ticket, or busted by polica... even with friends and families...

never say never- :roll: (please dont gimme a lecture on this!)
 
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