10 Things Not To Said To A Police Officer

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* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (Ok In States)

* Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

* Aren't you the guy from the village people?

* Hey, You must have been doing about 125mph to keep up with me, Good Job!

* Are you andy or Barney?

* I though you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

* You are not going to check the trunk, Are you ?

* I pay your salary.

* Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, Just one of us does.

* Gee, Officer! That's terriffic! The last officer only gave me a warning too!
 
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Aren't you supposed to be with these policemen in a cafe, eating donuts, eh?
 
Lev - old news? Where is OLD NEWS? I don't see any since it's has version 2.0 :)

What's 10 best things not to say or something do to the officer (police)

*not cooperate when officer asks you to do
*I did not paying attention to my speeding meter.
*(cry) i don't want a ticket.....
*flash
*give your value thing(s) to officer to prevent from give you a ticket
*give the wrong kind of insurance, registration, and driver license (identification)
*try to accurate the officer that you did not speeding. (stall the officer)
*give your attitude toward the officer.
*Lying to the officer that you didn't break the law.
*hid your drug(s) or alcohol(s) somewhere in your car.
 
Can i borrow police's car cuz i am in kind of emgerncey. i will return to u back in other 1 year.
 
"I have to go bathroom fucking badly! and I have to go now bye! If officer refuse to let you go, then step out of the car and pee on the officer and say ahhhhh
 
Yeah it is true almost of time.. if police dont believe me so i will have to pee in the car show them prove. I will give him ticket instead of me. :)
 
Originally posted by DrStar80
Yeah it is true almost of time.. if police dont believe me so i will have to pee in the car show them prove. I will give him ticket instead of me. :)
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:laugh2: dang.. I'm sure the policeman gulps if u did that? ;)
 
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