10 Things Not To Said To A Police Officer

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* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (Ok In States)

* Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

* Aren't you the guy from the village people?

* Hey, You must have been doing about 125mph to keep up with me, Good Job!

* Are you andy or Barney?

* I though you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

* You are not going to check the truck, Are you ?

* I pay your salary.

* Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, Just one of us does.

* Gee, Officer! That's terriffic! The last officer only gave me a warning too!
 
lol, I feel bad for people learning English. They can be tricked to say this......damn their ass would be owned.......
 
Yeah, I bet so.... I just bought it with the wood on it said joke to the police officer from Oregon, Portland... It is neat ain't it?
 
I did something like the radar detector thing once. I got pulled over and when the cop talked to me, I couldn't understand him so I said, "Hold a second while I turn off this damn radar detector." Hehehe!
 
Originally posted by DrStar80
LoL, I am sure police officer is laughed at you is ain't it?
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No, he gave me a disturbed stare...
 
OMG, My Guts are A-Bustin'!!!

:laugh2: Damn, that's a GREAT one!!!

An oldie but goodie!:thumb:
 
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lol!! thank you for a lesson! i will not said those ten things to police when they stop me next time since i always get stopped by them.
 
:rofl: :lol:

another statement you could add like this
"Hey are you the nerd from high school few years ago?"
 
Or you could avoid saying, "Was that you stripping for me the other night? Dang-you sure rocked my world!":laugh2:
 
LLOLL Yeah... What if police man was bad a man in the history ?? how they hire them with a murder ??
Never Know!!!!
 
Originally posted by DrStar80
LLOLL Yeah... What if police man was bad a man in the history ?? how they hire them with a murder ??
Never Know!!!!
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:eek2: :eek: I would do kill him and get away from him
 
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