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:wave: Chips Ahoy and welcome aboard All Deaf J W, from upstate Florida on the right coast! How's the fishin'? Good things come to those who bait! :giggle:

:wave: Chips Ahoy and welcome aboard All Deaf Ms Sarah and son, from upstate Florida on the right coast. Hope you'll return here often. Love your raisons! :giggle:

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held...

"Obama answers handful of 104,000 Web questions" "you had opinion?:" In my opinion, Woo Hoo! The President of the United States can count to five! :giggle: Such a shame though, out of 104,000 questions he only knows the answer to a handful. :D Oh well, better luck for us next US...

:wave: Chips Ahoy and Welcome Home Rockin' Robin, from upstate Florida on the right coast! How' the fishin'?

Flummoxed by his true-false final exam, a student decides to toss a coin up in the air. Heads means true; tails, false. Thirty minutes later, he's done, well before the rest of the class. But then the student starts flipping the coin again. And soon he's swearing and sweating over each question...

:wave: Do you go fishing?

:wave: Oopsie! :laugh2: Did he mean to write: I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not. :giggle:

:wave: Go Fishing! :) A day last week, the man came and fertilized our front, side and back lawn with liquid stuff. Dang dollar weeds love the stuff! Sooooooooo, yes, two days ago I had to cut our lawn, edge, weed, blow dry, repeat! Yuck! Did I mention there are no lawn mowers on boats! :giggle:

:wave: Bonjour Ms Jamie Lynn, what is the name of the nice American who created the time to teach you English? :ty: Merci :giggle:

:wave: Now that's funny right there, I'll tell ya! I don't care who you relatives are. Great One Ms Reba! :ty: Here's another recent quote from the annoited one: ""In Washington it's a little bit like American Idol, except everybody is Simon Cowell." -- Barack Obama :giggle:

:shock: What ever they pay police officer's, it ain't enough!

So, we have a Special Needs President, what else is new? :giggle: He's a better bowler, than he is a President! :laugh2:

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. :giggle:

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year. And every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris...

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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The...

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When you're from the country you look at things a little different... A rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is yer Dad home?" the rancher asked. "No, sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into...