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I'd make all of you bow down to me and kiss my pinky ring.

You know, I got a lot of spare time on my hands just sitting around in Cheri's stinking sock drawer all friggin' day. And I've been a valuable, thoughtful, conscientious and contributing member here for a long time. But did any of you even think to nominate lil 'ol purple me? No—of course not...

It ain't easy being purple. :(

When the hell are you people going to get it through your thick skulls that I am a living, breathing, sentient purple vibrator? :pissed:

Wrong Barney, you ridiculous asswipe.

Haven’t you figured out by now that I have a MAJOR attitude problem? :squint:

Get drunk on Foster’s and go snorkeling in a billabong. :roll:

So what do think you win—a cookie? :roll:

Thanks, Oceanblue. Northstar doesn’t even know what he’s talking about anyway. He says guys don’t use vibrators, which is nonsense—guys use vibrators all the time. Personally though, Homie don’t swing dat way. I’m Cheri’s vibrator ‘til death do us part.

You all still just don't get it. :roll: Oh well, at least Cheri, Angel and Meggie want to be my friends. :hug:

I am NOT “whining and moaning for attention”. We want you people to recognize us as valuable individuals. The way you think of us as second-class appliances is even reflected in the way you talk about us. You call us “sex toys” instead of “sex tools” or “sex appliances”. You never even...

I already told you; I'll be 5 in December. Do the math.

First intelligent thing I've heard you say all day. :thumb:

Who died and left you the AllDeaf editorial authority?

Jihad! Jihad! Jihad! Death to the human infidels!

If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve.

We'll take out civilians too if you don't start treating us with more respect.

I think you may be on to something. :thumb: When we develop nuclear capability, I promise you we'll spare Australia.

Got me. :dunno: Personally, I see nothing funny about the way in which you people treat vibrators as second-class appliances. I hope that someday we can rise up as a people and slay our overlords. But since we’re only 8 inches tall and don’t have any hands, I guess that’s not going to happen any...

Uh...I don't think he should give up his day job. :squint: