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I'm curious, when you go out with your friends or have something to celebrate, what do you toast? Do you have any traditions or things you must say? My friends and I have 2 general ones, the easy one is "To life and the glory of living!" The other we've stolen from a broadway musical (Rent)...

Mine are Danielsh and Miserable Naked Man

I have 2. They both started off as inside jokes between my best friend and I, and though they're not really anything like the imaginary friends you had as a kid... I don't know what else to call them.

I literally have an entire file full of quotes on my computer, I collect them. Here are a few... I have hundreds of others! Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did. -James Baldwin (Nobody Knows My...

I know about 700 drinking games....

Kevin is about 430 miles away from me, but I trust him completely. How could I not? He'll be moving to Ohio with me in a few more months, and I'll be MUCH happier then. As for another country, I guess it would be a hard call... Is it a neighboring country, like Canada? Do they speak...

Since we all know how great I am with tents.... :( Please pray for me???? The things I'm willing to do for him...

This man is amazing. He'll be at camp for 5 weeks and we won't be able to see eachother :( I'm working alot of hours this week, so we can't meet halfway or anything and so my awsome boyfriend is going to drive all the way here to spend one night with me before he goes off to camp. Is he...

Yeah, THAT would go over real well :P

We won't have any of that because we're just going to get eloped.

Currently I'm teaching 3-5 year olds at a daycare, which is much more fun than it sounds like. They're funny little things, and they say the greatest stuff! The best part of the job is that when I'm running late and come into work with pig tails and no make-up, the kids go nuts and tell me how...

I just got this mental image of me playing the stupid bitch and you shooting back with "dammit you stupid bitch! Get your ass in my truck, were going out to dinner. NOW!" :laugh2:

I'm not a parent, but I do work with kids, so I'll toss in my 2 cents, take it or leave it. The only 2 reactions a baby is born with are grasping and sucking, a pacifier is naturally soothing for them. Like Eternity mentioned, not all children like pacifiers, and sometimes they only like...

If the request for a date is subtle, play dumb. My friend was driving me home one time about 2 years ago and out of nowhere he's like "I have to tell you something, I've wanted you since the first time I saw you." My brilliant responce? "Wanted me to do what?" This game went on for a good 20...

Couldn't help myself ;)

She looks very nice. So, when are you guys gonna break up?

Ewwwww... body hair on chicks is so icky. I shave everything, i can't deal with being a hairball.

The Twelfth Planet! That was one of the books I was trying to think of. I'm so bad with names... Thank you to everyone who's replied. I'm just so interested in what people believe in. I always figure that anything that someone could devote their entire life to must be interesting in some...

My bet is that Hillary was watching everything through a crack in the door, smoking a cigar and whispering "Yeah, that's right bitch... suck it." How could she not know? He cheated on her how many times with how many women??? I mean, come on now! This wasn't the shock the media made it out...

I would gladly move my father in with me. My dad is awsome, we're really close. he has his moments when he makes me crazy, but for the most part we get along wonderfully. If my dad was left alone and bored (which I can't imagine, he's SO creative) I'd demand he move in with me and my family...