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I got to play "Pussy Putt-Putt" at the festival. It as histerical, they had a very graphic clay vagina you had to put to golfball into, and 4 clay breasts as your obstacles. It was insane! There wasn't a woman to be seen in a shirt so after about 10 minutes my friend and I were half naked...

Why don't closed minds come with closed mouths? It's not a preference. Do you 'prefer" women over men the same way you might prefer to eat an apple instead of an orange? If you're only with the opposite sex because it's standard, you have issues. I can't even believe I'm having this...

I'm lonley, I could use the company. You can help me pack, too, I'm moving in a month. Get my mind off the idea that the love of my life is working with a girl that should model for Gucci or something.

Hey wait... wasn't Gabbi the chick that called me?

Hey Silence, I think your lip movement is probably pretty important on the "me pepe" thing Anyway, Kevin's going to end up leaving me for some adorable little 14 year old or something- or the one counsilor he works with who is absolutely and intimidatingly beautiful so you guys will all have...

whoa Justin if the only reason you're with women is because of a "choice" you need to rethink your lifestyle. Medical science has proven that homosexuality is determined before birth and can be hereditary. There is a gay gene, believe it or not. When a woman is pregnant, her body is the...

If you die, a dog will howl and moan and be genuinely sad. But a cat will play with your toe tags as you're dead body is being wheeled out the door. Cats ROCK

Went to a gay pride fest yesterday down in Columbus, it kicked ASS!!!!!!!!

"Do me a favor and stay out of the house on Saturday, I really need to just relax and pamper myself and it's a pain in the ass to shave and paint my toenails when you're inturrupting me every ten minutes. I love you!" Or, in the case of my ex-fiance who just couldn't take a hint...

I prefer when a guy shaves his chest and he has to at least trim his pubes. Past that I don't care. As long as he doesn't have a hairy back, I'm pretty easy going.

Awwww! That's so sweet! Stories like that just make me smile. Kevin being off at camp is killing me, but he's been wonderful about it. He came to visit me for one night the day before he left for camp and then he came to see me this past saturday night. It's so hard, though, we argue when...

A friend will come and bail you out of jail. A truely great friend will be sitting next to you saying "Man, that was fucking awsome!"

This isn't a very well known fact, but the US has a deal with Cuba that every year we will accept a certian number of Cubans into our country, the catch is that Fidel Castro gets to choose these people. He, of course, chooses criminals. Florida is loaded with the worst people from that...

It depends on the person and the situation. I knew a guy when I lived in Georgia that was a brilliant doctor from Europe and he was having Visa issues, and had I been older, I'd have married him just to get him legal. I also have a friend who just finished her residency as a cardiologist and...

I've had several friends over the years that have been gay and I've just fallen head over heels in love with them. I don't see the problem of telling them I have a crush, I mean, they're my friends, they know I respect them and I'm not going to do anything, you know? The first and longest...

:tears: I didn't know how to pump gas until my senior year because of the wonderful Full Service gas station that was near my house. It's closed now because of cheap-asses who wouldn't pay the extra 3c a gallon or whatever it costs for full service. Those guys rocked! I didn't have to get...

He doesn't get much time online and probably missed this question. I know that he's not 100% sure but so far he thinks he's getting the older children, like 10-14. My question is what in the world does a 10 year old have in common with a 14 year old? Anyway, he should be with older kids this...

http://www.gocampingamerica.com/kidspages/outdoor1.html

I want this!

I know drinking games... does that count, baby? ;)