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Time to get down to the nitty gritty!

:gossip:

Have flaws? Imperfections? Deformities? Share 'em here! I want to see how real you are.

I don't want to hear about flaws that actually compliment you such as: "Gosh, I read too much" or "I spend too much time trying to perfect my looks." I will be forced to take off my white glove and slap you silly! :slap:

Any brave soul out there??

:popcorn:
 
I am the worst procrastinator the world has ever seen.
 
Even if I wasn't deaf... I think I would get SSI benefits for being disabled when it comes to driving directions. I can only memorize one city at a time :( I'm surprised I can find my way to the bedroom!

I need my GPS!

:run:
 
I am a neat freak...I get freaked out if I am in a cluttered space which is a flaw for a mother of 2 small children to have! LOL!
 
I am 5'3 and a little over 50 pounds overweight... I really really really am trying to lose the weight.

Also, I have naturally yellow enamel and I am really self-concious of that. When I get older and get my weight handled, I want to go to the dentist to get my teeth whitened.

That's it (looks-wise). :shock:
 
Loghead said:
I am 5'3 and a little over 50 pounds overweight... I really really really am trying to lose the weight.

Also, I have naturally yellow enamel and I am really self-concious of that. When I get older and get my weight handled, I want to go to the dentist to get my teeth whitened.

That's it (looks-wise). :shock:
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Try Crest Whitestrips, I was addicted to it when I lived in Chicago and you know what.. it really worked, I blinded a few people within weeks LOL
 
Birdie said:
Try Crest Whitestrips, I was addicted to it when I lived in Chicago and you know what.. it really worked, I blinded a few people within weeks LOL
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They are very expensive. I had gotten some about a year or two ago, tried it, found it disgusting and threw the entire $50 package in the garbage. :shock: I did not realize how much it cost. I both regret throwing it out and regret not giving it more of a try. I'm looking for something more permanent.
 
Loghead said:
They are very expensive. I had gotten some about a year or two ago, tried it, found it disgusting and threw the entire $50 package in the garbage. :shock: I did not realize how much it cost. I both regret throwing it out and regret not giving it more of a try. I'm looking for something more permanent.
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Hmm... you can find some for less than 30 dollars and if you put it on right, you shouldn't taste or feel anything disgusting?

My teeth was very white for about a year. I don't think teeth stays white, no matter how you treat it. I could be wrong?
 
Know what I noticed? All the weirdos are preying on the populace right now which probably explains why this thread doesn't have 10 pages by now! :P
 
I have problems with OCD. It's driving my family nuts!! I've been known to sleepwalk and re-arrange the spice cabinet. I am very particular about how the clothes get folded or hung and which hangers they go on. I also can only vacuum in one direction each time I vacuum. I am going slightly nuts with this since we moved in June and 95% of all belongings are still packed (not neatly or in an organized fashion) in the 3 bay garage. Arrgh!!!
 
Birdie said:
Know what I noticed? All the weirdos are preying on the populace right now which probably explains why this thread doesn't have 10 pages by now! :P
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I am just wondering if you are asking if we have emotional problems, or if you want actual physical pictures of our deformities.
 
Bottesini said:
I am just wondering if you are asking if we have emotional problems, or if you want actual physical pictures of our deformities.
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Hmm.... it's up to anyone who dares to participate in this thread ;)

But you should have no issues since you're a perfect specimen with zero deformities ;)

:bowdown:
 
Birdie said:
Hmm.... it's up to anyone who dares to participate in this thread ;)

But you should have no issues since you're a perfect specimen with zero deformities ;)

:bowdown:
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:hmm: Have you failed to see my pictures?
 
Botti- I say zero deformities. You are uniquely you and that's what makes you special.
 
Imperfections of Bottesini:

Asperger's Syndrome - a form of high functioning autism.

Ramsay Hunt Syndrome - a virus attacked my auditory and facial nerves taking the small amount of hearing I had and paralyzing my face on the left side. It still progesses with the facial nerve growing back in odd pattern, so I drink from a straw so I don't drool, my face on left side twists uncontrollably when I talk or eat,

Arthritis - requires cane and anti-inflammatory medication.

Blind right eye.

Bad Mitral valve heart murmer.

Do I win? :P
 


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