A Tampon Story

Jolie77

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Tampons (A TRUE STORY)

Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!!

Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq.

My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them from the ladies auxiliary were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you.

He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a female care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, 'Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him', I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine another package. He shares it with Marine X. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, 'What'd we get this time?'

But my son said they had the most fun with Marine X's package. He said he wasn't sure who it was supposed to go to, but the panties were size 20, and he said one of the guys got on top of the Humvee and jumped off with the panties over his head and yelled, 'Look at me, I'm an Airborne Ranger!!!!!'

One of the guys attached the panties to an antenna and it blew in the wind like a windsock. He said it entertained them for quite awhile. Then of course.......they had those tampons. When he brought this up, my imagination just went running, but he continued.

My son said they had to go on a mission and Marine X wanted the Chap-Stick and lotion for the trip. He grabbed a bunch of the items from his care package and got in the Humvee. As luck would have it he grabbed the tampons too, and my son said everyone was teasing him about 'not forgetting his feminine hygiene products.'

He said things went well for a while, then the convoy was ambushed and a Marine was shot. He said the wound was pretty clean, but it was deep. He said they were administering first aid but couldn't get the bleeding to slow down, and someone said, 'Hey! Use Marine X's tampons!' My son said they put the tampon in the wound. At this point my son profoundly told Me, 'Mom, did you know that tampons expand?' ('Well....yeah!')

They successfully slowed the bleeding until the guy got better medical attention. When they went to check on him later, the surgeon told them, 'You guys saved his life. If you hadn't stopped that bleeding he would have bled to death.' My Son said, 'Mom, the tampons sent by the Marine Moms by mistake saved a Marine's life.' At this point I asked him, 'Well, what did you do with the rest of the tampons?' He said, 'Oh, we divided them up and we all have them in our flak jackets, and I kept two for our first aid kit.' I am absolutely amazed by the ingenuity of our Marines. I can't believe that something that started out as a mistake then turned into a joke, ended up saving someone's life. My sister said she doesn't believe in mistakes. She believes God had a plan all along. She believes that 'female care package' was sent to Marine X to save our Marine.

Either way, our efforts have boosted the morale of many Marines provided such needed items for our troops, AND saved the life of a Marine! God bless every one of you for your efforts and hard work, and God bless our Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force and all our military service personnel.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND KEEP IT SAFE!


I got this via e-mail and thought it was an interesting read. I had to wonder if this story was true. So I took the liberty of looking it up on snopes.com.

Here's what Snopes said about this story -- snopes.com: Tampon Wound Dressing
 
If it's not true that people have a very overactive imagination... this actually could work out :D

If it's true, I am VERY glad that a female accessory saved a Marine's life! :D

Jamie
 
If it's not true that people have a very overactive imagination... this actually could work out :D

If it's true, I am VERY glad that a female accessory saved a Marine's life! :D

Jamie

Haha, Yeah it's quite an imagination.

Although - It is a fact that tampons does help reduce the blood flow and according to snopes - It is said that US Army Medics uses tampons as an emergency wound care dressing.

It makes sense though because the tampons are designed to absorb the blood.
 
Haha, Yeah it's quite an imagination.

Although - It is a fact that tampons does help reduce the blood flow and according to snopes - It is said that US Army Medics uses tampons as an emergency wound care dressing.

It makes sense though because the tampons are designed to absorb the blood.

Of course... we don't need medics to tell us (women) this :wave:

Jamie
 
Pretty neat story Jolie, Thanks for sharing with us.

I have emailed it to my brother in Iraq. :D

I think he might enjoy reading that.
 
:-o uhhhhh! ok! Interesting. (mulling and thinking) you know- those tampons are pretty lightweight. It just might be the ticket to all first aid kits. hey you never know! you might have a girlfreind who period started unexpectingly and needs one. It sure would save a guy from being grossly embarrassed walking in the store just to buy tampons and then getting a request ovet the loudspeaker for a price check.:ty:
 
Just had to post more about tampons, huh Jolie? LOL From car waxing to wound dressings, they really do come in handy!
 
Whether it's true or not (and I bet it is), it's a good story! Being the girlfriend of an Iraq war combat vet plus being supportive of our American troops, I am all for measures that are life-saving!
 
Jolie!!!

My brother Laughed his ass off when he saw my email.

He is in Iraq. And he said he showed the story to the other members of his platoon. They all thought it was hilarious!! He also said (on a serious note) "It is probably a good tool to have." As cocky as he is. I bet it took a lot for him to say that! :D



He said he will check in the first aid kit. If it works as well as it said to work. for me to add it to his care package. If they don't have it!! :rofl:
 
Sweet story that started off as a joke and later , it turned into a heroic ending with saving a marine's life. Thanks for sharing :)
 
this new joke is dedicated to jolie77 :

Automatic Tampon Remover
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.


( I would hate to lose my balls/penis in this manner.:shock:
 
this new joke is dedicated to jolie77 :

Automatic Tampon Remover
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.


( I would hate to lose my balls/penis in this manner.:shock:

That is an old joke I first heard back in late 70's or early 80's. I am surprised that it is still around.
 
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