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Shocking Events That Let You Know You're Old

Providence Journal
09.17.2003
I remember being shocked when typewriters began showing up in antique stores.

It's gotten worse.

You can now find early computers there - or in the antiques section of Web sites like Ebay.

It got me thinking about a new definition of old.

Old doesn't just apply to those who can remember life before airplanes or television.

You qualify if things you once considered cutting-edge technology are now antiques. Or when the latest trends you swear you embraced just yesterday are things the MTV generation never heard of.

So, today, a list.
  • You know you're getting up there if you remember when:
  • Your computer's ready-mode was a black screen with a single curser.
  • Apple was bigger than Windows.
  • Or should I say PCs, since for a while, there was no such thing as Windows.
  • There was just "DOS."
  • And they were called microcomputers instead of PCs.
  • Contrary to free-market theory, your phone choices and bills were much easier because AT&T was a good old-fashioned monopoly.
  • There was this amazing new video game called "Pong."
  • And you thought it had the most advanced graphics imaginable.
  • AOL was just another start-up online service that could easily have lost out to rivals called Compuserve and Prodigy.
  • A 20-something guy named Dell came up with the nutty idea of selling computers by mail.
  • Jane Fonda went from sex symbol, to feminist activist, to dutiful wife of a powerful man, to obscurity.
  • And that powerful man was known not as Ted Turner founder of CNN - but "Blackbeard Among the Bluebloods" for winning the America's Cup while scandalizing Newport society with raucus behavior.
  • And there was no question U.S. sailors would of course win the Cup - forever.
  • It was called VD instead of an STD.
  • The first true laptop computer was a Radio Shack TRS-80.
  • And if you were hip, you referred to it affectionately as a TRASH-80.
  • Burning a CD was the act of a pyromaniac.
  • Sean Connery was Pierce Brosnan.
  • The new walkaround phone that gave you astonishing mobility was a cordless one you could take around the house.
  • And it got better reception than the one you can now take all over the country.
  • Only wives got alimony.
  • Steve Jobs ran Apple. I mean, the first time.
  • There was a guy on 60 Minutes named Mike Wallace who was so old you figured he'd retire at the latest by 1990.
  • TheMideast was simpler because Iran was run by a dictator called The Shah, who wanted power rather than Jihad.
  • Mail was something you wrote on a piece of paper and put into a stamped envelope.
  • And you didn't get 110 unsolicited pieces of it every morning promising to enhance your anatomical assets.
  • No normal person had speakers on their computer.
  • The diners at the next restaurant table were smoking cigarettes and you barely noticed.
  • The only thing you knew about Robin Williams was he played a weird alien named "Mork" on television.
  • A 1-gig hard drive seemed as big as a warehouse. (Today, most are 40-times that.)
  • An 8-track tape the size of a paperback book was an advanced concept in compact music recording.
  • Everyone knew what an LP was.

    And now the final test of whether you're getting up there:
  • Even though there are plenty of LPs in antiques stores, you still have 400 in your attic, because deep down, you still think the format will come back.
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I guess I am old!
 
:Oops: MawmyFreaky's old too!! I still have those LPs and I just lurrvv writing and getting those snail mails! :D
 
Wow, I feel so old already!! I have fond 80's memories (except for my school). :)
 
pimpdaddyposse said:
You May Be Old When...

YOU CAN'T SMELL YOUR OWN FART! :rofl:
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ROFLMAO! Pimp....gotta love that, man.

I'll add in my "You may be old when.......


Your daughter/son knows more about the '80s than you did!"

(If my 3 week old little girl grows up and studies the '80s in 2015 then tells me stuff about it, I'd have a heart attack!, but right now she's dressed up and sleeps on Care Bears stuff like its blast from the '80s in 2003!)
 
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Oh boy...sure does bring back memories we've accumulated during the '80's. :roll: Gee...now I do feel OLD! :lol:
 
ACK ACK :nono: u naughty Vamp! I am now feeling old.. i remmy those old huge computers back in 80's.. amen!
it scares me when my son grew up and tell me everything he learn about 80's, 90's.. heck! :shock:
 
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