A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, but
blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the
mailbox and again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily, back into
the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here
she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed
it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps
saying', "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the
mailbox and again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily, back into
the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here
she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed
it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps
saying', "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
That's sad. Wanna hear something sad? This actually happened to a friend of mine. Wanna hear something sadder? My friend was a blonde! Hehehe!
I'm so glad I'm deaf. No, I ain't no blonde! 
