Would you remarry?

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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it's almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers? "

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "shit
 
Lmao Kalista good posting! Surely made me laugh.
 
Oh, boy ! :lol: I wonder if, it is true about men eh ?
 
lol seen it before but still crack me up ! ha... yep women r smarter than men! heheh
 
I remember this joke. Still funny. :lol:

Wonder if she'll apply for a divorce?! I bet she'd make out with everything like a bandit.
 
I do miss my Dad ,and thought of him. In Loving Memory of my dad 7/12/2004
after his birthday he was gone . his birthday was june19 th :(
 
this story really good

mostly people got married for longtimes and got divorces but im sure ex-couples can allowed getting married to nice people who also divorces and widow.

my parents got divorces when i was 9 years old and my mom got remarried to my step-dad in 1994 they later in June 2000 he pass away dues illness and my mom wouldn't get married for thrid times! that enough i dont like replace our dad.

my grandma been widow for 19 years since 1976 when my late grandfather's death before i was born in 1981 and i never see my late grandfather for longtimes and im wishes he would alives today and kept me happy and my cousin too but my grandma got remarried again in 1995 but she and her husband been married for 11 years will become 12 years on her wedding anniversary in June 10
 
good one!!!!! laughing so hard.. thanks for making my day...

Yeah I guess if someone do things right in the first place this wouldn't have happened .. lol!!!!
 
....and I wonder how my great grandpa felt about my great grandma remarry to other men and discard all memory of my great grandpa to my grandma?
 
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