Will pay for someone to sign this in video since professor won't take written emails (please read before you think I'm trying for homework response)

[Kellyerinm]

This is what I need to sign (first semester ever in ASL):
I am sorry I am having issues with internet. I have person coming tomorrow to fix it. I am non traditional student, 33 years old, have been on fire, and the internet does not like me (neither do vehicles-objects that are not alive do not like me in life apparently lol)

 

[ega2020]

I would be gladly to help!