rockin'robin
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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck
until one
day, he
comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on
it.
The bike seems
even better than a new one, although it is 10 years
old. It is shiny
and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks
the seller how he kept it in such
great condition for 10
years.
'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the
seller,
'whenever the
Bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on
the
chrome. It
protects it from the rain.'
And he hands Joe a
jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him
over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike
there.
But just before they enter the
house,
Sandra
stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about
my family before we go
in.'
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the
first person
who
Says anything during dinner has to do the
dishes.'
'No
problem,' he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in
the middle of the living room is a
Huge stack of dirty
dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on
the
stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty
dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a
word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of
the
situation.
So he leans over and kisses
Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and
fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on
the
table,
and screws her right there, in front of her
parents.
His
girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously
livid, and
her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a
word.
He
looks at her mom..
'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he
grabs
the mom, bends her
over the dinner table, and has his way with her
every which way
right there on the dinner table.
Now his
girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but
still,
Total
silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it
starts to
rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the
jar of Vaseline from
his
pocket...
Suddenly
the father shouted....'I'll do the f******
dishes!!!
until one
day, he
comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on
it.
The bike seems
even better than a new one, although it is 10 years
old. It is shiny
and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks
the seller how he kept it in such
great condition for 10
years.
'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the
seller,
'whenever the
Bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on
the
chrome. It
protects it from the rain.'
And he hands Joe a
jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him
over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike
there.
But just before they enter the
house,
Sandra
stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about
my family before we go
in.'
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the
first person
who
Says anything during dinner has to do the
dishes.'
'No
problem,' he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in
the middle of the living room is a
Huge stack of dirty
dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on
the
stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty
dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a
word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of
the
situation.
So he leans over and kisses
Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and
fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on
the
table,
and screws her right there, in front of her
parents.
His
girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously
livid, and
her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a
word.
He
looks at her mom..
'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he
grabs
the mom, bends her
over the dinner table, and has his way with her
every which way
right there on the dinner table.
Now his
girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but
still,
Total
silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it
starts to
rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the
jar of Vaseline from
his
pocket...
Suddenly
the father shouted....'I'll do the f******
dishes!!!
