when do you dump do you look at it?

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mornings, mid mornings, before you run, or at night?
and what shape is it? sausage, peas, icecreamsoftserve, skid marks?
 
if you dont look or wont share, thats fine, just say are you a morning or afternoon or night time shitter??
 
:hmm: ... think I spent too long reading AD to end up here. :dizzy:
 
LOL hell no, i just happen to have a good medical book about Poos
 
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for this lame thread mister! :/
 
Jess said:
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for this lame thread mister! :/
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nah its interesting, cuz its eating habits, or busy-ness (like Jiro takes off to work , hold till late afternoon...stress thingy, and intersest is timed with time of birth, mine's 12 hours ahead of my birthtime- 8am in mornings im a morning shitter (and have coffee before that)

I leave my toilet book on the pile of toilet papers free for all to read it, with a sign on the wall above the water box, "Read before you wipe and never after you flush"
 
Grummer said:
nah its interesting, cuz its eating habits, or busy-ness (like Jiro takes off to work , hold till late afternoon...stress thingy, and intersest is timed with time of birth, mine's 12 hours ahead of my birthtime- 8am in mornings im a morning shitter (and have coffee before that)

I leave my toilet book on the pile of toilet papers free for all to read it, with a sign on the wall above the water box, "Read before you wipe and never after you flush"
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I kid, but TMI here! LOL :shock:
 
my dog always come to me after he shat. he bugs me, barking around until I go look at it :roll:

he has his own bathroom (weepad) in my bathroom.
 
LOL... this is too funny, as expected of you.

Yes, not only I look at the shit, I pick it up with my hand. And then I sniff. Afterwards, I taste it. Eventually I devour it. Sometimes I even bring the shit over to my bed, where my naked girl laid. I smeared at her face all over.

Of course, I'm joking...

But, honestly, I look at it for the color, size. I do notice that whenever I drink heavily, shit is just a hardened (or tightly concentrated) ugly black stuff. When I don't drink (which can cause a bit of insomniac, 2-3 days, depending on job overloads), they look all quite healthy, bigger, delicious, and fatty loose.

Don't know what else to add.
 
Lukin said:
LOL... this is too funny, as expected of you.

Yes, not only I look at the shit, I pick it up with my hand. And then I sniff. Afterwards, I taste it. Eventually I devour it. Sometimes I even bring the shit over to my bed, where my naked girl laid. I smeared at her face all over.

Of course, I'm joking...

But, honestly, I look at it for the color, size. I do notice that whenever I drink heavily, shit is just a hardened (or tightly concentrated) ugly black stuff. When I don't drink (which can cause a bit of insomniac, 2-3 days, depending on job overloads), they look all quite healthy, bigger, delicious, and fatty loose.

Don't know what else to add.
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hardened "charcoal" dung = constipation and severe dehydration. shit is painful, man :(
 
ewwww...woke up too early AM to read such shyt as this?....Still on my first cup of Java....and I have a bathroom book too....The Bathroom Trivia Book, "Nuggets of Knowledge for America's Favorite Reading Room"....
 
lol red october. red alert! red alert!
 
Way back in the mists of time, before email, fax machines were used to forward jokes around, and my friend's dad's office got this classic:

The Shit List

That's the closest match I can find to it, anyway.
 
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