What's the Number for 911?

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few examples of stupid 911 calls

Hold the Anchovies

Dispatcher: "911. What is your emergency?"

Male Caller: "Yeah, I want to order a pizza."

Dispatcher: "You need to call 411."


If the Truth Be Known

911: "911. Fire or Emergency?"

Caller: "Neither. My son was bothering me. I just wanted to let you know."


Break Like The Wind.

In December 1997, police in Janesville, Wisconsin, responded to a 911 dispatcher to check out a domestic disturbance cal. When police arrived at the location, they were told the situation by the wife. She claimed the argument started when she and her husband were tucking their son into bed- and the husband inappropriately passed gas.

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Jeez... people don't know when to leave those 911 operators alone!
 
i am always paranoid when i dail relay number *711 always afraid that I dailed 911 by mistake
 
another one of few examples, tehehee:

Condom Nation

911: "911"

Man
(out of breath): "Uh, hey, I feel really stupid about this but..."

911: "Sir, do you have an emergency to report?"

Man: "You're here to give out information, right?"

911: "In a way. What's your emergency?"

Man: "My girl and I are...well, you know. About to do it and...shit...I've got a condom here and...Hell, how do you use these things?"


Only the Lonely

Dispatcher: "Sheriff's Department"

Female Caller: "Hi, I jus got home from a trip and, this is really embarrassing, but somebody left one of those blow-up dolls in my yard. I mean, I can't pick it up and put it in the trash. What are the neighbors going to think this thing across my yard?"

Dispatcher: "Couldn't you just let the air out?"
 
:lol: That's funny....thank goodness, in Australia, we don't have that type of problem unless someone plays a joke by pressing triple 0 (000) which is for the Fire brigade, police or ambulance).

The only time I have to be careful is when I'm dialling an overseas number as I have to press 001+....... ya know? :P
 
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