This happened...today...about 4 hours ago!
I was on the phone at work speaking to a loan officer (I'm a loan processor)
Me: Okay you need to fix these things (I list off items that need correcting)
Mr. Ass-hat: What? You mean you aren't going to fix this mess?
Me: No, sir...you'll need to make these corrections and resubmit the file so I can look at it, I don't have access to those systems - if you like I can walk you through it.
Mr. Ass-hat: This is your damn JOB! What kind of moron do you think I am?!?!?
Me: (God help me...it slipped out of my mouth before I could sensor it) Ummm...how many kinds of moron are there?
***The names in this story have been changed to protect the moronic***
