A woman was complaining that her bird's eggs where not hatching. I asked if her bird was married and the woman looked at me like HUH! I had to tell a total
strange about 'birds and bees'! The bird did not have a mate so the eggs would never hatch . Another one was a woman had a fish tank and there where snails in the tank . The snails kept trying to get out of the tank and the woman kept pushing the poor snails back in the water. I asked the woman where did she get the snails from and she said from her garden. I could not believe the woman was that stupid , but she was. I told her she had the wrong kinds of snails in the tank but she did not believe me.