Anyone under the influence of what-have-you, just listen. The sad thing is, they speak of exaggerated self diagnosis of their lives, although hilarious, they eventually become of what they speak of (psych circles refer to this as placebo effect). The latest I've heard is about getting involved in an orgy and days later thinking he contracted an STD not sounding concerned. What-evah dude, yeah I'll drink to that syphillis that's itchin' ya! 
