that's hysterical
okay I'm game. I worked with a woman that was just brain dead, but even she never came close to the stupidest thing I have ever heard come out of anyone's mouth ever.
I was in highschool and was a cashier at Shaws (grocery store) this woman had a bag of apples, not a prebagged on, but one she filled and you pay by weight. Anyway, so I put the bag on the scale and am about to ring them up. She goes "wait!! wait!!! I want to get the air out so it weighs less".
I swear. To God. I think I gave myself a hernia or something stifling my laughter.
