I was stranded on an island with Kathy Ireland years and years ago ... the sex was great but something was missing. Kathy kept asking me what was wrong (other than being stranded of course). I didn't know how to tell her.
Well, there were lots and lots of suitcases full of clothes from the shipwreck, so one day, I decided to go out and look through them. I found some jeans, a baseball cap, work boots and a Orioles baseball T-shirt. I told Kathy to put them on and to tuck her long brown hair up under the cap. She was confused and I told her just to start walking around the island and to meet me on the other side (I was going to walk the opposite direction).
So, I saw her strolling up to me on the other side and I blurted out "Dude! Your never gonna believe who I am sleeping with!!!"
