Mizzou
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Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> a = poopsie b = lumpy
> c = buttercup d = gadget
> e = crusty f = greasy
> g = fluffy h = cheeseball
> i = chim-chim j = stinky
> k = flunky l = boobie
> m = pinky n = zippy
> o = goober p = doofus
> q = slimy r = loopy
> s = snotty t = tootie
> u = dorkey v = squeezit
> w = oprah x = skipper
> y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
>
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
> a = apple b = toilet
> c = giggle d = burger
> e = girdle f = barf
> g = lizard h = waffle
> i = cootie j = monkey
> k = potty l = liver
> m = banana n = rhino
> o = bubble p = hamster
> q = toad r = gizzard
> s = pizza t = gerbil
> u = chicken v = pickle
> w = chuckle x = tofu
> y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
> a = head b = mouth
> c = face d = nose
> e = tush f = breath
> g = pants h = shorts
> i = lips j = honker
> k = butt l = brain
> m = tushie n = chunks
> o = hiney p = biscuits
> q = toes r = buns
> s = fanny t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles v = kisser
> w = squirt x = humperdinck
> y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day!
-- I GET THIS EMAIL FROM MY WORK --
MY NAME IS ZIPPY CHICKEN SNIFFER!!!!
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> a = poopsie b = lumpy
> c = buttercup d = gadget
> e = crusty f = greasy
> g = fluffy h = cheeseball
> i = chim-chim j = stinky
> k = flunky l = boobie
> m = pinky n = zippy
> o = goober p = doofus
> q = slimy r = loopy
> s = snotty t = tootie
> u = dorkey v = squeezit
> w = oprah x = skipper
> y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
>
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
> a = apple b = toilet
> c = giggle d = burger
> e = girdle f = barf
> g = lizard h = waffle
> i = cootie j = monkey
> k = potty l = liver
> m = banana n = rhino
> o = bubble p = hamster
> q = toad r = gizzard
> s = pizza t = gerbil
> u = chicken v = pickle
> w = chuckle x = tofu
> y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
> a = head b = mouth
> c = face d = nose
> e = tush f = breath
> g = pants h = shorts
> i = lips j = honker
> k = butt l = brain
> m = tushie n = chunks
> o = hiney p = biscuits
> q = toes r = buns
> s = fanny t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles v = kisser
> w = squirt x = humperdinck
> y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day!
-- I GET THIS EMAIL FROM MY WORK --
MY NAME IS ZIPPY CHICKEN SNIFFER!!!!
