So gold’s been on a huge run-up and everyone wants some. Here’s a truly ridiculous ways of getting your mitts on some gold . . . although we’re not quite sure you’d WANT your mitts on this gold. Call it a twist on the ol’ “goose that laid the golden eggs” theme. But replace “goose” with “you,” and “golden eggs” with turds. And there you have it!
Just take these 24k-gold-leaf=filled pills (at $425 a poop, er, pop), wait a little bit, go to the toilet and voila! Logs of gold! Golden poo! 24 carat shite!
As the manufacturer CITIZEN:Citizen says, they’ll “turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth.”
That’s not quite how we’d put it, but what the hey . . .
