I work in a mail room, we do most of the same things a post office does.
Customer: "Do you sell stamps here?"
Me: 
Customer in email: "How much does it cost to ship this box?"
Me: "Lay the box on your keyboard so I can weigh it......"
I went out for a hamburger.....
Wait person: "Are you deaf?"
Me: "Yes"
Wait person: "Well you have to write your order because I cant read lips."
