When I was younger Let's say about 23 years old, I was playing flag football with my friends, When I running forward the goal field, I tripped over a stick that was on the grass, I lay right into the pile of dog shit, At first my reaction was it could be mud, but it started to stink so bad, right away I knew it was dog shit, right onto my hands I tried everything to rub my hands on the grass to get the crap off of me, Didn't work as much the odor still there, I decide hell with it, I'm leaving so I decide to look around for the nearest gas station to wash my hands, I stopped at one local gas station that was near the park, I found out the public restrooms were out of order! My goodness! *scream*
Then I found McDonald's a couple miles down the street, I pulled in there, rushed into the women's restroom and wash my hands real well with soap and hot warm water. You think it is the end of it? No! I got in my car and pulled out and started to smell the same, I was like wtf! I found out there was some on my shirt too! Oh the mother of God! 
