When I was 19 I had a job where I had to be at work by 4 AM
and didn't get off until 8 PM, at that time I had a really bad
flea infestation because of my neighbors, so bad I couldn't walk outside
my home without the lower part of my denim being completely black
with fleas so I kept a jar of soap water in every room so when they'd
get on me I could easily drown them.
Long story short I was asleep on the sofa one day and woke to
grab for what I thought was my drink, out of it from exhaustion
I downed a full glass of palmolive loaded with dead fleas before
I realized what I had swallowed, I'll leave it to you guys to figure
out where I ran.
NOW, WHAT'S THE MOST GROSS THING YOU'VE DONE? 
