You Are 5% Redneck
I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style. You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee! (The only reason why I have 5 percent is because I set off fireworks in special occassions.)
A redneck does not mean a Southern person, but much more like a person who lives in the countryside and has weird traditions at home. A redneck can be a person who is living in Idaho far from the cities, going hunting for his own food, being an avid fan of WWF wrestling, drinking tons of beer, etc...
