A few years ago, a hilarious Depends ad boasted, "Tranquility . . . Not for Incontinence Alone."
Ever since, I've been listing additional applications:
"Tranquility . . . For Football Games in Double Overtime."
"Tranquility . . . For Those Extra Long Elk Hunts."
"Tranquility . . . When a Short Romantic Walk on the Beach Becomes More Promising."
