Har har very funny. BTW this is a redwood siding house with Tyvek insulation as well as blown insulation in the walls, with sheetrock and a layer of paint. I also believe we have the attic insulated as well. 
Didja think we put fancy windows in a barn and called it a house? 
BTW - what is up with that care bear?? Have you had blunt force trauma to your head since I've been gone?