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George, age 92, and Edith, age 89, are all excited about their decision
to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way
they pass a drugstore. George suggests they go in and address the man behind
the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

George: "How about support hose for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

George: "What about medicine for rheumatism, osteoporosis &arthritis? "

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

George: "How about waterproof furniture pads &Depends?"

Pharmacist: "Yes sir."

George: "Hearing aid &denture supplies &reading glasses?"

Pharmacist: "Yes."

George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Geritol &Ensure?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers &canes?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all these questions?"

George smiles &replies to the pharmacist, "We'd like to use your store
as our Bridal Registry." :ily:
 
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