Our vows (with the names changed):
Mr. Chimp to Mrs. Chimp:
From this day on, I choose you, my beloved Mayflower, to be my wife. To live with you and to laugh with you; to stand by your side, and to sleep in your arms. To be joy to your heart, and to be food for your soul—to bring out the best in you always, and for you, to be the best that I can. I promise to laugh with you in good times, to struggle with you in bad times, and to solace you when you are downhearted. To wipe your tears with my hands, to comfort you with my body; and to mirror you with my soul. To share with you all my riches and honors, to play with you as much as I can until we grow old, and to love you, sweetly and gladly, until the close of our days.
Mrs. Chimp to Mr. Chimp:
I Mayflower, choose you Mr. Monkey as my best friend, my love for life. I promise you my deepest love, my fullest devotion, my tenderest care, through the pressures of the present and the uncertainties of the future, I promise to be faithful to you. I promise to love you, to commit to you, and support you. I pledge to respect your unique talents and abilities, to lend you strength for all of your dreams. You have shown me what love feels like and for that I thank you. You are everything I need and at this moment I know all of my prayers have been answered and that all of my dreams have come true. I praise God for you Mr. Monkey: for all of your love and constant friendship. I know that our love is heaven sent and I promise to be here forever and always. From this day forward, you shall not walk alone. My heart will be your shelter and my arms will be your home. As I have given you my hand to hold, I give you my life to keep.
And the cake!